In my experience as a male several years out of college, facebook just assures potential mates that I’m not 1) a serial killer 2) friendless 3) a frat douche (I unfortunately look the part). That being said I haven’t been on my facebook in weeks. Birthday reminders are helpful I guess.

At the risk of sounding like a jerk...Do you watch much fighting? Opponents are generally disrespectful of each other...shenanigans almost always happen at weigh ins...names are almost always called. Muhammad Ali made up songs to disrespect Joe Frazier. Mike Tyson...well, he is next level.

Fuck that whole “must be humble to be a great champion” bullshit.
Ali was an asshole.
Bruce Lee was an asshole.
And when they got hurt or knocked out, they came back strong as ever.
All you social media nerds want a perfect fucking athlete; one that can win and save the fucking world at the same time.
Why can’t you…

99.999% of people think Nate Diaz is the biggest douche in the universe. Having met both of them at various BJJ tournaments, reality couldn’t be further from the truth. Fighting is scary shit. It’s not intended to be a “job”. Being in a fight and being a human are complete different arenas. Unfortunately most people…

Not about to count her out. Her judo and ground game are still excellent. She needs move to a camp like Tristar where they will actually teach her how to box. Seems like Edmond, who considers himself some kind of boxing expert, only ever taught her how to throw punches (and not all that well) and completely neglected…

My takeaway here is that since smiling screws up facial recognition I should always smile really big when committing crimes.

I’ve always wondered about this! What if you smile while you’re committing the crime, though?

They’re really ruining all of my heist aspirations with this.

Despite all that, I’m actually glad Rousey lost. As I said in a previous article, the way she recovers from a loss will be infinitely more interesting than another dozen wins.

No, the problem is that I’m willing to bet that she does not wear that colander anytime she is in public like people with religious headgear do. The problem is that her need for the exception is a lie.

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

That’s ridiculous, but why would you want to go listen to Greg Hardy speak anyway?

This is Deadspin’s “Apple blackballs Gizmodo from iPhone coverage” moment.

A mosque was recently set on fire. A mosque in Texas was vandalized. Today. Some Jewish men were pelted with eggs in NYC this weekend. A UConn student had their door vandalized on Saturday.

Satire targets the majority, not minorities. When it does, it’s not satire, it’s just more oppression. Religious garb exceptions were made to protect religious minorities. Abusing rules like that isn’t cool. Like parking in handicapped parking spots or saying your dog is a service dog just so you don’t have to pay the…

She definitely used her noodle.

Now she can move pasta this.

Glad it worked out for her; being discriminated against must be such a strain.

I’m not a fan of colanders. I prefer a nice mesh strainer.