This is the greatest, sickest, creepiest evidence that Drew is an alien.

Drew has now won over $20! He won’t stop talking about it, and challenges everybody on the staff to a H2H at any provocation.

(I hope this never goes away)

Still legal in DC! My $11 is safe!
h/t

there needs to be a version of the Godwin’s Law auto-lose-argument corollary for this. it’s so tired and played out that even the responses to it are tired and played out.

Nice.

I still have to tip my hat to my former home state of Nevada, which said “Sure, it’s legal, just register with the gambling commission and you’re golden.” That’s some good governin’ right there.

(Golf clap)

So so many people will not get this. +1 bear arm

This will be overruled. The United States Constitution states that I can own as many Colts as I want.

If you actually read this post, you’d know the answer is yes, they do really like this game.

Please. Blood Bath and Beyond is the greatest fake metal band name of all time. ALL TIME.

No, do not fuck around with the Mouse.

I had Walsh. Dropped Gould to pick up Jeremy Langford (booya!). I needed 41 points from a combination of Langford and Alshon Jeffery. They combined for 45. My opponent was thoroughly demoralized. I slept peacefully.

Reese’s Big Cup is the god of peanut butter candy in my humble opinion. Also, the Butterfinger Peanute Butter Squares are on point.

Reese’s Pieces truly are better than Peanut Butter M&M’s. It’s unfortunate that they’re not as ubiquitous. Goddammit, Target, I’m trying to sneak something good in to the movie theater. If I’m going to continue my slow slide in to diabetes while watching helicopters, explosions, and krav maga on the big screen I want…

Fuck that. I’ve been switching between Robbie Gould and Blair Walsh all season. 15 points each week from what many consider a throwaway position? I’ll take those cheap wins every goddamned week of the season, fuck you very much.

My first thought upon hearing of his passing...

Man, those uniforms aren’t just bad, they’re downright confusing.

I’ve watched a good number of people die myself serving in the US Army. People that died protecting people like you who sit around and whine and complain about life. If you don’t like your life... Do something about it. If you want to feel good about yourself... Do something to help others. Maybe even join the army.…