The last time I saw an Alexis with a testicle I realized immediately that I'd misunderstood the name of that strip club.

To put it simply, rugby is missing the forward pass...and you can't advance past the guy with the ball, so no downfield blocking. It's "The Play" for an entire game.

American League managers have already filed a petition against this as it would mean they'd actually have to pay attention to the game.

So, I'm not asking this question to be a dick, but seriously, what does one do with a rifle like this? Do you use it for hunting? Target shooting? Scaring the shit out of your daughter's boyfriend?

Good. And now you've been told 3 times. The more you know.

An AR-15 is not an assault rifle. To be classified as an assault rifle, a rifle must have a fire selector switch to pick between semi auto, full auto, and three round burst fire. The AR-15 is strictly a semi auto rifle. Assault rifles are illegal to own without a class three firearms license.

No, it doesn't; it's short for "Armalite."

If Lauren Tannehill has the proper paperwork to buy a rifle with full auto and burst fire capabilities, I'll eat Ricky Incognito.

I'll admit I'm sympathetic given that this is pretty sophomoric and mean-spirited; but it is genuinely hilarious as well.

Le Batard's heroics and now Clark the Cub's balls. Deadspin is now 2-0 in the media-on-media coverage this week.

Agreed. Baseball Stars was such a light years jump from RBI Baseball. Make your own team? Seasons? Statistics? Yes please.

Yes....memories of playing the lovely ladies 100 games in a row to build up your bankroll then buy superstars and max out their abilities.

My favorite thing about Baseball Stars was how throwing to home from the outfield meant all the runners would score because it stayed in the air for like 10 minutes.

Ghost ride the whip.

More importantly, SEASON PREMIERE OF ARCHER, FUCK YEAH!

How hard is it, actually, to confiscate a gun from a felon with a history of mental illness? Seems like it would be pretty easy since there's not a state in the US where it would be legal for him to own a gun; a cop could take the weapon on sight.

You know, suckers like immigrants who work 70 hours in their bodega so their kids can go to college. What a bunch of maroons!

Let's talk about how Nomo played in the steroid era Mr. Rocca.

I much prefer this take:

Regardless of anyone's opinion/taste, whether you think this is lowbrow or trashy (it's neither), anyone who says this is anything short of groundbreaking is absolutely fucking delusional.