Bob, for christ sake can you go handle the drifter playing Time Crisis?

Stuck in traffic, having to dodge assholes weaving and Prius drivers that cut you off...yeah sounds like a dream.

and cheating them men who get the fuck beat out of them their fair share of the ppv revenue.

I'm just glad Munson wasn't alive to see this. A death in the press-box would've increased this tragedy by a matter of degrees.

Not only that, you're still charged with armed robbery as if you'd brought an actual gun.

The only situation in which a "replica gun" is useful is if you fear you lack the self control to not fire a gun at your victim while performing the heist. Or lack the intelligence to simply unload the gun. Or just not rob someone…

Shocking no one, Picard was named captain.

Yes it is a crime. Plenty of black men are in jail for LIFE due to a simple crack rock.

Owner of the Atlanta Braves: Liberty Media.

Dude either the good people at Hustler are lying to us or 18 is barely legal. 20 is the new 4 kids late on mortgage stretch marks with sciatica acting up again.

You're right... Totally wierd that he thought to mention an interesting documentary about the same apartment complex that the author mentioned in the story. A comment on content from the actual story... such a wierd tangent.

As a father, you tolerate shit like this because it shuts the kids up for a half hour, and also because you'd totally nail Jesse (she's 20 FYI)

I'd say that Disney included a lil something for the Dad's in this show. Jessie is indeed, not homely.

I know, right? I actually thought it might be interesting to share what sounds like an interesting movie and not be a complete dick about it. How weird of me!

Ha! I work at a television station and help manage our social media - you are so wrong.

They didn't include it in some of the omnibus collections. You didn't hear from me that there might be copies scanned out there... possibly.

Ugh...I blame those fuckers over at Halmark. Every spring, they put out the Con-Grad-ulations cards, and it fucks up everyone's ability to spell.

I noticed elsewhere you stated how the comments section "sucks now". It's not the comments section that sucks now mate, its just your comments that suck. Not witty. Not entertaining. not even thought provoking. I wish the comments made you so disgusted you just did something crazy, like going away and never coming…

Florida was great before the rest of the country moved down and ruined it.

Thank you, Jerry, for Sean Payton and Rob Ryan. This more than makes up for Jimmy Johnson fleecing the Saints in the Steve Walsh trade, which was almost but not quite as bad as the Herschel Walker trade.

Honestly, if I go near a guy's junk and it's a 3 day old bath mat of spooge and clumped hair, I'm going to be judging that shit. Odour and grooming (aka bathing) can be a way to evaluate a person. Yeah, sure, I bet you're sweet. If you haven't bathed for 5 days, you can just keep your clothes on and I'll do the…