That’s the beauty of this promo. Pure 80's chickenshit heel. I hope this becomes his new style. Will become one of my favorite segments of the show. Watching him get his teeth knocked in will be great.

I hope Miz can keep this up, will make bank having fans pay to see him get stomped. Highest praise I can give him would be seeing him become this generation’s Lawler. Jerry was such a great chickenshit heel.

The Miz doesn’t have Bryan’s wrestling ability, but the guy was a massive fan before getting in the industry. He wasn’t John Morrison/Johnny Mundo (and nothing wrong with Mundo goals). The Mizuno cares about being entertaining and putting on a show. That’s the reason he stays heel. Fans are disinterested in him when…

“Makes me worry about guys who do crazy spots every match for multiple years.”

“The guys who wrestle the more boring styles have longer careers.”

Alright, I’m a sociopath.

I know nothing as well, but stand with the guy whose body is going to be broken instead of a billionaire’s team being cheap. It’s a damn shame rookies aren’t still getting the chance to enter the league making $70 million over their first contract.

If you lived in the US, you’d know Michigan has largely been an also-ran since the start of the millenium. They had 2006 and have been good to mediocre since. Harbaugh will give them a chance to be great again.

Most of those athletes won’t get a degree at Michigan that takes advantage of that academic superiority. Alabama is a better feeder system than Michigan right now. They’re so stacked that you won’t have to get too banged up your Freshman or Sophomore year. Being able to constantly rotate keeps you fresh and helps your…

I’ve got Brazilian Capoeirista doing Samba.

Gardner beat Karelin. No American will ever top that. Cornbread-fed boys have gotten accustomed to 2nd place.

Senior year at 175 coach floated me between 189, 215 and heavyweight. Doing a cowcatcher to front chancery, single legs and ankle picks were the only chances I had against those big bastards. I got beat a lot.

Crispix should be third. Honey Nut Cheerios should replace regular Cheerios. Yes, I like to mix Crispix and Honey Nut Cheerios together and throw in a few slices of a banana.

That’s because our teams have been two of the shittiest in the league for 80%, give or take, of our collective existence. My Falcons didn’t have consecutive winning seasons until 2008 and 2009 (had 5 straight winning seasons, but Ryan couldn’t lead us over the hump.) The Aints are just as shitty. The fans of those two…

A. Grew up around, and later joined, the military and Southern gun culture/firearm worship. Don’t partake, but it’s ingrained.

The raptors are always a great site gag. Serving hors d’oeuvres in mini-tuxedos is a cherished memory.

Come to Jezebel.com and not only see Oglaf references, but badass Sorceress, Apprentice, Elf Ambassador and Uptight Bounty Huntress. This is a good fucking day. Amazing cosplay!

Piledriver was banned by the WWE around the same time as unprotected chair-shots to the head. They freaked out because it’s an awesome move (love how it was “banned” in USWA and Lawler always managed to bust it out) and they knew Vince was going to crawl his shit. Punk and Cena took the ass chewing as they knew the…

The DDT is still the best finisher. The way Jake used it was Art. Arn’s ekes Jake’s out as best to me.

Jack Brisco died? Damn.