I can guarantee I won't impregnate my girlfriend, why the hell would I not get this done? If I had sons, they'd get this and the hpv vaccine at age 12 or 13.

I remember reading that in the aughts. I was shocked that their politicians placed the health of their constituents a top priority.

Mississippi and West Virginia lead the nation in vaccinating their kids. MISSISSIPPI AND WEST VIRGINIA!!! Us backwoods Southern hicks can apparently talk to the elderly and look at pictures of what life was like pre-vaccine. Get your fucking shit together West Coast and North East!

While we were in Iraq we were having this conversation about gaming being a sport. I take over the conversation and start listing rules that determine whether something is a sport or competitive activity.

Used him whenever some asshole played as Kabal or Liu Kang. That jumping fireball was worthless when I could absorb it and throw it back.

Aside from the health problems, the worst part of becoming obese is not being able to wear my kilts and tunics. Pants are bullshit.

Give him a six string and play "Estabarim" during halftime and I'm in.

Why be an animal when I could be a Spartan, Conquistador, Highlander, Varangian, Berserker, Samurai, etc. The latter look better as mascots. Bring on the atavism, I wanna channel a big bastard with a battle axe.

I've been a fan of the "Fighting Whites" since the Daily Show did a report on it back in 04.

Mother worked for Winn Dixie from 70 to 95. Skirts and Chuck-eyes were ridiculously cheap until the turn of the millennium. A pound of Chuck-eyes went between $1.89-$2.19 and a pound of Skirt went between $1.49-$1.69 in the 90s in Georgia and Alabama.

My sisters have asked if I to intend to help. I remind them of my alcoholic, sociopathic, racist ass of a father pointing a shotgun at me after defending that "nigger President". Fuck that piece of shit.

He had 3 quarters to go. Too bad they pulled him instead of putting 400 yards on that secondary.

The 2nd half of Kindergarten, I start being a latch key kid at age 6. Age 7, I've gotten a 10 speed bike and am doing 3-4 miles a day with friends. Age 8, a new baseball complex park opens up 4 miles from my house, we bike there half the year ( other half is in woods or playing Nintendo, Sega or Scott's for that new…

When I started in processing, there was a woman that had a shaved head. We wound up being in the same platoon. First day, we have a Drill that starts berating her. He informs her it's against regs for her to shave her head. He also sets the tone for being a royal dick by saying," If you want to look like a man, I'm…

Skin from Skunk Anansie is one of the hottest women in the music industry.

Most m4s used in Iraq only went to 3 round burst, they did not have full auto capabilities.

I drove Caimans, MaxxPros, RG33s and M1151s (for the very tight spaces) in Iraq. Buddies in Afghanistan drove those and MATVs. Been a while since we were driving around in turtle shelled M998s.

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This is so perfectly Faux News absurd, I had to laugh.

I've met plenty of mouth-breathers in college that stick solely to their social circles.