Handjobs are fantastic when your lover is making eye-contact, talking dirty, ballplay, and rimming.

This was back in 1999 when I was a Freshman in High School in Anniston. Presently live on Sparkman up in Huntsville and it is pretty great.

Being a token Catholic in Alabama, it was amazing watching fellow kids' minds go blank when this little Mexican-American girl identified as Mormon.

FUCK FUCKING DAPS!!!

There is an old .gif of some guy shotgunning a can of corn while fucking a woman from behind. He then places it on her ass or small of he back before the camera shows her disgraced face. Some people are fucking cunts.

That is awesome. Make sure to do some sprints from now on.

No problem, I'm going to give a brief history so it helps explain my stubbornness towards those that have a problem with interracial dating. I grew up in Suwanee, GA. My mom worked 2-3 jobs until I was 13. My dad owned his own liquor store and then wound up working for SuperValu after my second sister was born.…

Was engaged back in 2012 to a woman that fit this to a t. In 2011, she had moved up to New York. She wound up dating and getting impregnated by the black guy (never told me his name) she was dating. He started getting violent so she left him and came back to Alabama. We start dating and I get to be part of the shit…

I stopped voting Republican when I was 19, thank you very much.

Grew up loving Westerns, Gangsters, Indiana Jones and the Highlander movies and series.

Apostolic Council addressed what they considered God's laws and cultural laws. Was all about what they thought all these Gentiles embracing this offshoot of Judaism should expect to adhere.

That's pretty awesome.

I just base it off the size. Been corrected for calling a growing Akita a Shiba Inu.

I tried to let this pass by being flippant earlier, but it has stuck in my craw.

That is certainly an opinion.

Death threats for this are ridiculous. Wanting to beat their asses, but not actually doing it, is completely reasonable. As servicemembers, you know the importance of symbolism. You want to take a group picture, do it 20 feet to the left or right. LEAVE THE CASKET WITH A FLAG DRAPED OVER IT OUT OF THE FUCKING…

I'd say we paid attention to our grandparents when they told us stories about these diseases and don't think we're smarter than doctors because we look at WebMD.

So proud of the South right now. Nice to see we still try to protect our kids from diseases like polio and whooping cough.

For every 6 months spent in a combat zone, you sew on one of those hash marks on your right sleeve. There was a big uproar that a man who spent most of his career in TRADOC was able to make Sergeant Major of the Army. This picture is especially egregious because that Staff Sergeant has spent more time down range than…

Blue dog Democrats are equivalent to pre-Christian Coalition Republicans. Par for the course down South.