To be fair, one doesn't necessarily expect their tweet to be picked out like this…

All-star second baseman in little league! Mic drop.

In support of your point, I am one of the sportsball people currently being shamed here and I can tell you that my only spiritual experience occurred in 2003 at Yankee Stadium when Aaron Boone hit a home run in the bottom of the 11th inning to beat the Red Sox in game 7 of the ALCS.

Thanks for pointing this out - to be honest I meant my tweet to be self-deprecating.

You can ask them!

I find myself in the unusual position of wanting to make someone on the internet understand that I'm not a dweeb.

I've been called worse.