One thing not discussed is that the US Navy has cold war era acoustic listening posts networked across the Atlantic to detect Orc submarines. They would have detected the implosion when it happened.

I mean, have you opened up a Gizmodo or AV Club article from 2012? None of those classic commenters are here anymore and a lowly article back then got 5x the number of total comments as in 2023.

You know... for the Christmas tree!

There’s statues of Lois Lane holding Superman’s dead body, this isn’t that extreme.

Yes. Because Bethesda has a fantastic track record with the quality of the products it offers with its premium editions. So many happy customers throughout the years. And of course, the android watch market has been historically easy to produce quality, affordable products for. Surely this will not blow up in anyones…

The implication at the end of the trailer is that Sephiroth killed Tifa in Nibelheim in the original’s flashback sequence, so the Tifa that is with Cloud is someone else.

The trailer also starts with the main gang being loaded into ambulances so who knows what that’s all about.

Given that they took 3-5 hours of OG Midgar and turned it into 40 hours, there was literally no way they would be able to give that extensive treatment to the rest of the 45+ hour original game. I don’t expect anything resembling a world map and instead predict to see more “zones” you select from a travel list. I’m…

I like the creativity and all, but how the hell does one manage to see that a set of rails goes from where one stands directly to where one needs to go without understanding what the simplest solution is? Especially when you’ve just done the same thing twice previously?

You know, considering how awful and intrusive Kotaku’s ads are on mobile, I think it’s kind of hilarious to see you calling out what is fairly benign (albeit also still pretty crappy) compared to your own site’s ads, which are massive and page engulfing.

I... wonder what’s the point of piling on older cars safety-wise. I mean, safer cars are still not an excuse for bad driving. Besides, I don’t think cars past or present were designed with free falls in mind.

Never mind that the Depths already get brightened by activating the lightroots.  That isn’t a new look for them.  The overworld, though...

Well, Im gonna be sad to see the story tomorrow where Nintendo threatens to sell him into indentured servitude over this

Remind me why this is on Kotaku?

OMG I never thought to do this

Fable made divorce more evil than murder.

I think this article inadvertently reveals why they’d cut it. There’s no comfortable way to turn murder and torture into a neat fungible value to compare against a bunch of others without looking absurd. You could of course outright not allow your student of Hogwarts to do something that would get them instantly…

Somewhat tangential to the article, but you show using a cannon against a Flux Construct there, presumably as an alternative to bomb arrows in order to get it to crumble. Protip: Flux Constructs are vulnerable to Ultrahand even in their assembled state(s), and if you grab the glowy one and tug they collapse the same…

Any, and I mean ANY report about these two now simply means I think of this...

But funny how they never go after the actual players in the game, the Weinsteins and the other super super rich besides Elon Musk...Maybe because those people could actually make you disappear, while Tobey Maguire can’t. 

Bullshit.