When it comes to throwing shade on other players, no one can top Eddy Curry.

Don't worry. Your national title is still safe.

I had a Skins fan tell me last week "at least we'll have a high draft pick in April". The ballbusting that commenced post-comment was unreal.

Yes if you have a rap sheet that means everything you do from that point forward is illegal and you are no longer capable of being the victim of crime. Strong take from a strong brain.

I know you're a huge commenter on Deadspin but that's a really shitty thing to post about someone getting murdered. Was that lame joke really THAT important that you just couldn't refrain from posting it?

If I want to watch gay guys dive, I'll watch European soccer thank you

It turns out his father-in-law is an indentured servant in Qatar and he thinks the World Cup honors him.

"...on the Michigan radio show Doctor & Bentley."

To make perfectly clear, the one softly saying, "Yeah Jeets" was Alex Rodriquez watching from the closet.

Steve Kerr's Uncle Drew videos aren't quite as well produced.

It is so surprising to learn that a man whose greatest accomplishment in life was being born into money, lacks patience, civility, and general business acumen.

The most shocking part of this story is Incognito having a rudimentary understanding of fractions.

I'm twice the man you are.
-Riley Cooper

"The joke police? Why didn't I think of that?!" - Greg Schiano

I relate to this, I'm twenty and I feel like a lot of people my age feel like they are missing out when they don't get to instantly record a real life experience. Like whether it was something cool or something mundane, ya just gotta make sure everybody knows about it. It's the "if a tree falls in the forest" effect.

Having watched a friend go through the same thing (except the funeral was not open casket), the few pictures she has with her dead son are exceptionally important for her. She only got to be with him a tragically short time — not years and years to document. Just part of one day, arguably the worst day of her life. …

Just no. Not everything needs to be memorialized on the internet. I don't want to see pictures of your dead grandma in her casket. Nobody needs to be involved in any of this besides the friends and loved ones of the deceased.

"There's no "e" in team."

Jeez. Probably time to pull the plug on this Schiavo guy.

This is Major Komarov to ground control,