Are you a regular racist, or a Russian troll racist? These days you can’t quite be sure, hence my question.

“Ran into the path of the player” the way Joe Theismann’s leg ran into Lawrence Taylor.

Any guy who has to tell you he’s a feminist is trying to make everything about him, and is not a feminist.

A racist shitbag could do all those things and still be a racist shitbag, friendo.

Feels like that time I told Jon Hamm’s girlfriend that it was either him or me.

Probably don’t need to worry about Tom Hanks. Chet Haze, however...

Seriously!

You sound like someone who’s pissed that someone else just found out about his favorite band.

Can’t even pinch the sweet round can on the new gal in the office without every woman’s libber within a square mile trying to cut your goddam balls off!

I find your use of the reflexive “yourself” to be vulgar and pointless, when we all know “you” would have sufficed.

News flash: guys don’t just start doing this at age 93. There have been rumors about GHW Bush for YEARS. Some CNN reporter (I think Catherine Crier?) asked about one of his reported affairs at a news conference when he was President and got absolutely chewed out, in public, by the White House Press Secretary, sort of…

My wife has told me on more than one occasion that she’s caught some older man (usually >50) checking out our 10 year old daughter when we’re out at some public area. She always tells me when we’re home because she doesn’t want me to cause a scene. But there have been a number of times when it’s the grandfather of…

Stone later walked back on his comments in a statement HIS PUBLICIST WROTE AND PUBLISHED on Facebook.

Seems like one of those insufferable “unwritten rules” in baseball that result in four guys getting HBP the next game along with three bench clearing brawls.

Sorry, any mention of J-Lo must be accompanied by this, the greatest Freudian slip in recorded history.

It’s not even the same thing, unless you can point me to some previously unknown chapter of American history, one that lasted 150 years, wherein white people were lynched and systematically deprived of their civil rights whilst being called “cracker” by a majority black population.

I like David Cross, but beware of the “that doesn’t sound like something I would do” response to an accusation of terrible behavior. It’s not a denial! People are able to compartmentalize their actions, that’s how “good” people can do terrible things and still consider themselves to be good people.

Justin Herbert from Oregon actually is the real deal, and will probably be the #1 overall pick in 2019.

I get the whole “let’s stockpile draft picks and become great, eventually” plan, but doesn’t the potential success of that plan depend on your ability to draft good players, and to then turn those drafted players into good pro players? Have the Browns demonstrated that they can do either of those things? I mean, they…

I work in higher ed fundraising, and it’s sort of an unspoken understanding that any unrestricted estate gift should be first and foremost directed to what the deceased did, or was affiliated with at the institution. At one institution where I worked, we had an unexpected multimillion dollar estate left by a prof, one…