Wait, is there any evidence that they knew his car could actually be used? Seems like they just saw it from across the street, figured it was sitting in his driveway, and sent him a letter. I think the headline only works if they knew it was a driveable car and *still* sent him the letter. I hate HOAs but this doesn’t…

Yes, yes, that definitely looks like a “bad cop,” fortunately all the “good cops” we keep hearing about are sure to raise a real commotion, demanding that this nefarious colleague of theirs be fired immediately!

I have a friend who has a custody dispute with his ex that has gone on about that long. The problem is that each side antagonizes the other on a weekly basis, so you’ve always got some fresh grievance to litigate. Nobody talks about the reasons for the divorce 10 years ago, just the latest fucked up thing their ex did…

Guy pretends to own a comically oversized truck, then acts like a fake internet tough guy to impress people he’s never met, only to fold like a cheap menu the second he gets called out.

“Savage, who was practically immobile in the pocket and barely looked worthy of being on an NFL roster, let alone starting for a supposedly good team.”

This is something best addressed two weeks before the actual party. Spouse proposes making sushi casserole. You reply, “Hey, sounds like a great idea. But, I’m not sure that sushi and casserole really go together, you know? Why don’t we make it this weekend to just test it out, and if we think it really works, we can…

Wait, Brian Kelly, the guy who sent a student cameraman up on a hydraulic lift in gale force winds to videotape practice, leading his death, is accused of doing something foolish and negligent to a student he is obligated to protect? Wow, I’m stunned.

I bet the person flying that flag also thinks that people who deface the flag should be imprisoned.

“McMahill said that officer didn’t have his body camera turned on, and he did not know why.”

I call on white leaders to soundly reject the violence that has afflicted their culture.

I see people who look like her while walking to work every day. I also work in the part of Portland with a super high concentration of meth-addicted transients. What I’m saying is that she very much looks like someone who is addicted to meth.

Reminder: your parents, some of your cousins, and those weird friends from high school you only talk with on Facebook every couple months voted for Donald Trump to deal with this problem because “there was just something” they didn’t trust, having to do with email, about the most qualified person to run for President…

“More than 40% of the freshman class at Harvard University had one or more relatives attend before them. That should be illegal.”

Yes and no—I’m sure they like the fact that people will think they tried to do something while at the same time not losing one of their marquee stars to a suspension. However, this just makes them look flat out incompetent AND nefarious. Not an ideal mix.

“We have a solid, proven system, and frankly Kap just doesn’t suit it.”
“Ok, well, will you reveal your identity so we can determine whether or not that’s true?”
“No.”

Perhaps they should have said “Operational standards aboard the Fitzgerald were shoddy enough that China was able to lodge serious and snarky criticism about the US Navy in the days following the incident, knowing the US would be unable to respond.”

Trump would have lost three voters, without a doubt.

Um....huh? Have you ever seen a skinhead in real life? Usually the shaved head is the LEAST noticeable thing about them. The things that typically catch the eye are the white power tattoos, the clothing, the general dickish attitude, and about 40 other things, and then finally the shaved head. You can come up with as…

IIRC there was some belief that Stanhope was saying “oh hey it was me” to take the fall for Louis. And what about that piece (on Gawker?) about Louis calling up some dude who said something about him and these allegations on Twitter?

Best educate yourself on what is considered “assault” these days, friendo. Why, did you know that if you are trying to keep someone in a location, and you take their phone away, or pull a landline out of the jack, that can be considered *kidnapping*? It’s true! You don’t have to punch someone or violate someone to…