It’s called “his first non-rookie contract.” And it will certainly happen.

Counterpoint: you have to drive into Seattle’s soul-sucking traffic nightmare. But, yeah, I totally agree with everything you said. (And I live in Portland, and drive to Seattle frequently.)

I don’t fly much out of the states, so can’t say much about the international carriers, but I’ve had exceptional service pretty much constantly with Alaska Airlines in the states.

Most men, upon hearing someone say “Dude, she married you for your money” would get insulted, and think that the person was critiquing their looks or personality. Trump hears the same thing and takes it as compliment towards his substantial wealth.

Yeah, 99 times out of 100, “entitlements” is code for “black people.”

“I’m a rookie coach, but they’re not going to rook us” is equally great. Kudos to this dude for dropping two meme-worthy lines in about 2 minutes.

If you’ve really listened to him for 12 years, I no longer trust your understanding of the words “telling,” “truth,” “time,” “mistake,” and “admits.” I *barely* trust your understanding of the words “of,” “a,” and “it.”

BECAUSE OUR PRESIDENT IS A REALITY TV STAR WITH NO REAL IDEA ABOUT INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMACY.

“And when he gets loudly, it gets VERY LOUD INDEED.”

Prediction: he will be escorted to the mound by Bryce Harper, a group of Purple Heart recipients, three Girl Scouts who use wheelchairs, and a litter of puppies. He will still be booed.

Republican “leadership” have spent the past 10 years trying to say the most outrageous thing so they can get on Hannity that night. They literally cannot think more than a week ahead, and have spent their days trying to govern like the comments section of your local newspaper’s latest article about bike lanes and/or…

With two kids in elementary school, I am going to say that DEALING WITH THE UNENDING SHITSTORM OF PAPER THAT COMES IN THE HOUSE EVERY FUCKING DAY is the worst chore. Homework, notices from school, the mail, just random papers here and there. Ugh, it is unending, and terrible.

Honestly with that last comment you are now more qualified to run the FAA than whoever the fuck Trump appoints.

“He looks like he’s lived every day twice,” as my grandmother used to say. (Although she always said it about “loose women” she was hoping one of her children would not date.)

Sort of sad how very familiar she seems to be with this kind of thing. If it was a first time event she’d have a shocked WTF???? look on her face. She’s more like “sigh, here we go again...”

Pretty sure a frackes is a fracas involving Jonathan Frakes?

This is a good joke, and reminds me to have a bourbon tonight. +2

I agree that this is a great and sensible article, but the following sentence makes no sense:

“Tell me more about this tight triangle of pleasure? Any plans to coach next year?” —Phil Jackson