“Tell me more about this tight triangle of pleasure? Any plans to coach next year?” —Phil Jackson

This can (sadly) be said of most large volume producers these days. Companies like J. Crew, Banana Republic, Gap, etc. all have HUGE variation in sizing. Jeans are one of those things that, for me, have to fit exactly right, which is why I’ll only buy a pair I have tried on. Otherwise, as you say, it’s just rolling…

This can (sadly) be said of most large volume producers these days. Companies like J. Crew, Banana Republic, Gap,…

You don’t know many 18 year olds, do you? THEY ALL ACT LIKE THIS. (Edited to add: her lawyers could have told her to say this. But they also could have said “act like yourself,” and she would have said this, because teens are insanely self-absorbed and prone to histrionics.)

Because the people who care about GETTING the games and then distributing the money connected to the games don’t give a shit about the post-games reality.

“You know who’s good for having a beer with? Smart people. Smart people are good for having some beer. Especially if they’re a little bit smarter than you but don’t make a big deal out of it. They’re funny and thoughtful and they say things you would not have predicted they would say.”

Brady said the statement, but King was quoting him. Thus, if you reprint was King wrote, you have to give credit to King, not Brady.

Trump feels like a guy whose wife is flirting with his daughter’s boyfriend. Meeting with Trudeau emasculates him on literally every possible level.

It’s hilarious to look at him next to Trudeau at today’s meeting. Trump forever looks like the guy who is just fucking pleased as punch that he found a suit at Men’s Wearhouse marked down to $49.95, and thinks he pulled a fast one on them by turning down their “so-called free alteration service.” Remember when we had…

It’s because he thinks he’s always winning, and people have criticized his tie, so by doing it a new way he’ll be admitting they were right, and therefore “not winning.” Bottom line: he’s a 70 year old asshole white male who has people all around him whose job it is to tell him how great he is. Everyone has had a…

Remind me of one piece of economic legislation he has signed?

My guess is that it had to do with water rights, which central California farmers are crazy about 110% of the time. You know how everybody has a friend who agrees with the Democrats about most things but then ZOMG ABORTION or whatever and so they wind up voting with the GOP? That’s central CA farmers for ya.…

“Gizmodo was unable to find anyone by the name of Jose Moran currently working for Tesla”

My favorite true story about Strom is that he called microphones “the machine.” I find that funny as hell, for some reason.

Harsh realm, bro! Sounds like a real cob nobbler.

Counterpoint: when you are the head of a global sports enterprise with annual revenue in the billions, and you make $40 million/year, you have VERY FEW people in your daily life who tell you anything other than what an amazing, fantastic, tremendous job you’re doing. Consequently, when you come face to face with ANY…

Typical Nobama, not fucking killing a buncha Muzzies because of the fucking weather, amirite?? Like, was he afraid of a fucking cloud? LOL bro.

LOL it’s cute that you think most Trump supporters have any money to invest. Trust me, most of them will just read the stories about grandma getting ripped off and shrug and say “well, she shoulda been more careful.”

Focus 100% of your energy on taking down vulnerable Republicans up for re-election in 2018. Seriously, that’s it. NOTHING will happen with Trump unless Republicans have a legitimate fear of losing the Senate.