Holy shit.

Was there a pillow fight involved? Was your wife confessing that she wasn’t sure how to make out with guys, and Jenna offered to give her some pointers? I’m just assuming that real life works the same as “those” movies, right??

When Paul Ryan slashes her Medicare, Racist Granny will use her savings to buy Sean Hannity’s latest book telling her that it was George Soros’s fault.

I doubt it—he probably would have been shot by the responding police officers.

And yet you leave out the most iconic of all.

Seriously, though, he’s a human who has walked on the damn moon. I think that earns you a lifetime pass from criticism that you are too braggy.

Other countries are going to suspect that Trump is an elaborate practical joke to get back at them for making fun of Bush for being a dumbass.

Wanted to update with this info, because so many people gave you shit for (correctly) diagnosing the fans as Trump supporters. Per ProFootballTalk:

What happens when an unstoppable force (Sage Northcutt in full apple-ripping mode) meets an immovable object (Honeycrisp apple)?

Um, perhaps that every corporation with even the foggiest notion of a clue is now going to be extremely motivated to cook up some overseas interest so they can get the POTUS to personally intervene and send buckets of money their way. All of which will result in much lower corporate tax receipts, already some of the…

He’s also “respected around the league” (seriously, any article about him will say this, or words to that effect) because he’s been on the rules committee or some such. My guess is that his owner was just so distracted over the past few seasons, including this one, about moving to LA that he just couldn’t be bothered…

How does the cyber fit into all of this? Asking for a presid...er, friend.

Maybe you’re thinking about it wrong. Her memory is so terrible that she forgot the entire five years she spent begging and getting nothing.

George Brett thinks both of these losers can just fuck off.

“Looks normal to me!”

Related to, or....

Still waiting for that TK-421 origin story.

“The Browns did share five follow-up emails that they received from people who attended the event, in which they thanked the organizers and expressed interest in staying in touch regarding possible job opportunities.”

I am saying something stupid.

It’s where the dead lie, and is recognized as a burial site. Would you be as cavalier about people blowing up a big plot of graves at Gettysburg? After all, it’s not like those guys or their relatives care, right?