Odds those ducks survived the night after this was filmed: 0%

Well all I know for sure is that this “Landon Rice” is a thug from the streets who dragged a poor young woman through the mud for his own depraved pleasure, and--

Yeah, I think that will be the thing that gets him--she clearly says “I said no” and then he apologizes. She doesn’t use vague language that his attorneys could say was more indicative of regret, she flat out says that she said no. That’s bad news for him.

And they are probably understaffed on cops as well--after all, the only reason these guys were caught is that an off duty cop happened to see them nearly hit a school bus.

The thing this article curiously leaves out: the dude driving came feet from hitting a school bus as it was unloading kids at the end of the school day. The cop who took the photo above was off duty, but saw the guy nearly obliterate a whole group of kids trying to cross the street.

Public shaming is ok for me, yep. I mean, these two shot up with a kid in the car, and the dude driving very nearly hit a school bus as it was unloading kids, because he had just shot up. So, yeah...not really feeling bad about sending some shame their way.

“And no, mandating affordable housing or projects is NOT the answer. NYC gets hundreds of applications for every single unit,”

One major political problem is that many suburbs to major cities are disincentivized to restructure their code to prevent sprawl, primarily because they love the tax $$$ represented by new developments catering to commuters to [city]. Their political leadership also tends to be (this is more anecdotal for me, but I…

“something called Sean Mannion”

They ALL sound like old porno actors. “Tad Dickman?” “Cord Beemer?” “Carson Tinker?”

When was the last time they had to send for an ambulance when a dude tore a knee ligament? That’s a weird bit of info, sort of concerning.

Counterpoint provided by Bill Nighy, who was literally the only worthwhile part of “Love Actually.”

Something about the mountain of money, hookers, and coke awaiting him if he can pull it off.

And let us not forget:

I’m taking down my poster of [MLB player’s star teammate]. All my illusions have been shattered like so many pieces of [MLB player]’s career.

Keep in mind, he’s worth pretty much nothing right now. So $2 million is actually a shit ton of money to him. Even if he signs his deal which has like $30m guaranteed, that’s still 1/15th of his total net worth. The Chargers meanwhile are worth...what, $1 billion? So that’s 1/500th of the team’s net worth?

A much later 1st round pick, if that. Mostly because jackass GMs would all collude and go running to the press with lots of “concerns about whether he’s a team player after his stunt last year,” all hoping to pick up a 1st round DE talent for 2-3 round money.

Most play by play guys use it as shorthand for “coincidental in some strange way.” As in “and isn’t it ironic that the batter he is facing today was his father’s college roommate just 32 years ago at Florida State. And here’s the 2-1 pitch...”