She sounds fun. A/S/L?

He had “the math!”

Are you sure he’s not starting to sing “Hey Jude?” I mean, it’s possible.

Look, look, my golf courses are great, all over the world. Lots of people are saying they may be better than places like Pebble Beach. I’m hearing it from many, many people, and they are talking about it. Quite frankly it would be surprising if they weren’t talking about it, because the golf courses are tremendous,…

It’s not, unless you are one of those white people like that chick who sued U. Texas, claiming that she didn’t get in because they went and let in a bunch of black applicants with worse grades/test scores. Lots of conservatives like to blame others for their own failures, and “blacks who got admitted to [college]…

“we’ve sent out spacecraft deep into the reaches of our galaxy”

No, not at all. I’m just saying that if 1/20 students at UNC is an athlete (I’m making that up...it’s probably smaller), yet we have a program where just about 1/2 students who benefitted was an athlete, we have a program that disproportionately helped athletes. Consequently we can’t really let the athletic department…

“Because this was not an instance in which only athletes were assisted—53 percent of the 3,100 UNC students found to be involved in the scandal were not athletes—this is a university problem, rather than just an athletic department one.”

I KNOW, RIGHT? AND WHY IS HE COMPARING RACISM TO SOUP???

I call on white leaders to condemn this violence that is shaking the very foundations of their community.

I’ll never vote for her (I’m firmly and happily Team Hillary) but agree with her on the dangers of screen time for kids.

My mom prohibited Disney, but not because of any thematic content—she hated the thought that we’d read a fairy tale, like Cinderella, and then if we saw the Disney version, their depiction of the characters would forever erase whatever we had imagined. I think that’s a powerful critique, one I’ve tried to follow…

There’s also increased risk to MY kids in that scenario. How does your nifty insurance price scheme take *that* into account?

“Married into the family” could mean a cousin or nephew or some such.

Exactly. This, 100%. He assigns worth to women based on how attractive he finds them, and for the most part the women he knows are cool playing this game. That’s why it makes perfect sense that he manages a beauty pageant, since the women literally compete to be found most attractive. Hillary subverts all of that—he’s…

I prefer to imagine how much he’s going to flip out when the families come on stage after the debates and Bill introduces himself to Melania.

Serious question: has anyone strapped a phone to their dog?

I don’t think any human male in the history of the world has ever been more powerfully in love from afar with a female actress than young teenage Dave J. was with Jennifer Connelly during the Career Opportunities-Rocketeer portion of her career.