Harry Carry made up for it the next day, though, by offering to drunkenly motorboat the kid’s mom.

“Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap”

It seems completely crazy—I’m a professional, with a damn good job, and I have a half year review and a year-end review every year. If there is a glaring problem, a you’d-be-the-best-except-for-this-one-thing problem, that’s where it would get pointed out. And then we’d talk about why it’s a problem and how we can…

KAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

His non-union Mexican equivalent.

But then if you pick dog you get told that dogs are subservient and look to others in the pack to provide leadership, and lack the instincts to motivate others to follow them.

I would say more like Gomez Addams.

So kind of Jeter to give him one of those swag baskets we’ve all heard about.

The way the system should be set up is that players who receive a scholarship do not attend any classes while on the team. For the full 3 or 4 years or whatever, their only focus is football, and they get a small stipend, plus room/board/food. Then, when their football career (either college or pro) is done, the…

Notice the Secret Service agent ALMOST reach into his jacket for his gun at :36 before remembering the only thing try to kill his boss is a nasty bacteria that is in all likelihood impervious to firepower.

I would say the more interesting question is whether or not his guilty plea is part of a plea bargain wherein he will provide information on how the information he stole was used within the Cardinals organization.

I’m like 99% sure this was from a Party Down episode.

“with perhaps the least honorable project in the history of stupid stupid racist bullshit helpfully titled”

“Griffey got in with 99.32 percent of ballots—or all but three of them. We eagerly await those voters’ explanations.”

I agree, but many people believe that Irsay’s fingerprints were all over that trade.

Far easier to hope that NFL-compliant networks just sweep it under the rug then go through a messy libel lawsuit, where all sorts of embarrassing things can be brought out.

“ bloviator, a dummy, a bad Facebook person, a hilariously incompetent businessman”

“I’m not exactly sure where Johnny is. Haven’t talked to him. I know our football people will be on top of that.’’

The thing I love most about that tweet is that it suggests—correctly— that a cocktail waitress is as reliable a source as a sportswriter when it comes to verifying whether someone in a bar is Johnny Manziel.