Seems less cool somehow to point up and say “that’s the visible portion of the Milky Way that we are seeing from our location in the Milky Way.”

Harry Carry made up for it the next day, though, by offering to drunkenly motorboat the kid’s mom.

25. TK-421

“Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap”

It seems completely crazy—I’m a professional, with a damn good job, and I have a half year review and a year-end review every year. If there is a glaring problem, a you’d-be-the-best-except-for-this-one-thing problem, that’s where it would get pointed out. And then we’d talk about why it’s a problem and how we can…

KAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

I only wish there was some plausible explanation for something that could actually drain the power of a star...

Not sure I agree with your *point,* per se, but double bonus points for your use of “jejune” and “spumoni.”

His non-union Mexican equivalent.

But then if you pick dog you get told that dogs are subservient and look to others in the pack to provide leadership, and lack the instincts to motivate others to follow them.

Oscar Isaac should have had a nomination for Ex Machina. He owned that movie.

I would say more like Gomez Addams.

So kind of Jeter to give him one of those swag baskets we’ve all heard about.

“An addendum to the report noted that pilots have retained their traditional competence and skill in ogling flight attendants, however. “If anything, remarkable advances in mobile technology have improved the ability of male pilots to scope out the hot gams of the new girl in first class,” the report noted.”

The way the system should be set up is that players who receive a scholarship do not attend any classes while on the team. For the full 3 or 4 years or whatever, their only focus is football, and they get a small stipend, plus room/board/food. Then, when their football career (either college or pro) is done, the…

“Call me Ishmael,” SAID THE ROBOT.

Notice the Secret Service agent ALMOST reach into his jacket for his gun at :36 before remembering the only thing try to kill his boss is a nasty bacteria that is in all likelihood impervious to firepower.

I would say the more interesting question is whether or not his guilty plea is part of a plea bargain wherein he will provide information on how the information he stole was used within the Cardinals organization.

I’m like 99% sure this was from a Party Down episode.