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“I get that kids aren’t as talented with their bladder and bowel control, but why the yoga mat?”

“A spokesperson for the Texans replied, and said Watt broke his hand during a drill.”

Sounds like someone’s a frustrated Michigan fan.

THE Ohio State, rookie.

My first concert was “The New Mamas and the Papas” at the San Diego Wild Animal Park. I fell asleep. Your daughter wins.

From Kawakami:

THIS WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED WITH TOKYO SEXWALE.

Well, if you’re the type to leave a company gathering and return to kill your co-workers, I’m guessing you’re not the type to carefully plan for your infant daughter’s future.

Thanks to TMZ for helpfully including the arrow showing that the guy who is about 8” taller than everyone else is the NBA player.

The book “Ghost Map” talks about a lot of this in its discussion of a cholera outbreak that killed a ton of people in London in the 1850s. Ultimately the cause was discovered to be contaminated drinking water from a particular public pump, but people back then didn’t really understand the connection between sanitation…

Well, shouting after Oden’s first microfracture surgery, but yeah. He said he walked like an injured 60 year old man.

Talk all you want, but last time I checked Oden was kicking the living shit out of Durant in points accumulated while playing in China. (19 points, 23 boards in 17 minutes the other night.)

It also is highly dependent on a bunch of ping pong balls bouncing the right way. This isn’t the NFL, where you can guarantee yourself the top pick if you suck bad enough. The 76ers could go 0-82 (and they might!) and still have only a marginally better chance at the top pick than the 2nd worse team.

Cam takes responsibility for their one loss so far this year. 9-1, baby!

At the very least my wife and children would lead a long and happy life thanks to the generous settlement they would receive from the NFL.

Does he say “that’s twice” while holding up two fingers? Is that this guy’s bit with Calderon?

Greg Hardy.

Cam can’t lose, baby! We coming in strong, can’t be beat! 9-1 for life!

Right, because when people talk about the evils of deregulation they are clearly lauding a purely socialist economy.