Well, shouting after Oden’s first microfracture surgery, but yeah. He said he walked like an injured 60 year old man.

Talk all you want, but last time I checked Oden was kicking the living shit out of Durant in points accumulated while playing in China. (19 points, 23 boards in 17 minutes the other night.)

It also is highly dependent on a bunch of ping pong balls bouncing the right way. This isn’t the NFL, where you can guarantee yourself the top pick if you suck bad enough. The 76ers could go 0-82 (and they might!) and still have only a marginally better chance at the top pick than the 2nd worse team.

Cam takes responsibility for their one loss so far this year. 9-1, baby!

At the very least my wife and children would lead a long and happy life thanks to the generous settlement they would receive from the NFL.

Does he say “that’s twice” while holding up two fingers? Is that this guy’s bit with Calderon?

Greg Hardy.

Cam can’t lose, baby! We coming in strong, can’t be beat! 9-1 for life!

Right, because when people talk about the evils of deregulation they are clearly lauding a purely socialist economy.

LOL don’t know what scoreboard you’re reading, but I got 8-1 right here. Undefeated, baby!

Your boss sounds like the type of guy who will inevitably go on medical leave for the extraction of someone’s foot from his ass.

Mr. Danger

It’s been clear for a long time that the dude—whose entire IDENTITY is built on “winning” and “being a winner” and “doing deals”—would completely fall apart as soon as anyone topped him in the polls. The fact that it is a certifiable lunatic like Ben Carson is just the cherry on top. I still predict that he will…

I consider my internet commenting as volunteer labor I am providing, free of charge, to worth charities, and thus I deduct it as a charitable contribution. Gawker Media is a 501c3, right?

If someone reads an award winning work of literature written by a conservative, about a conservative subject? Pretty sure that book hasn’t been written yet, but get back to us when you’re talking about a *plausible* scenario.

MR. MAISTER: And you know, this issue with the bed covered with automatic weapons. Didn’t you once make a joking comment about taking her to the gun show?
MR. HARDY: Yeah.
MR. MAISTER: And what did you do after that?
MR. HARDY: Kissed my biceps and winked at her.
MR. MAISTER: And she liked that. You kissing your bicep. So…

Presumably Melville’s is upstairs from Prost?

Wait, so everyone knew who it was, and they stayed in the dorm?

F. Social media which (a) constantly shows you how your friends are celebrating/worshipping their kids, and (b) taps into everyone’s natural paranoia and competitiveness.

I think you mean 7-1.