Popovich: [shits himself]
Popovich: [wakes up, realizes it was all a dream]
Popovich: laughs
ESPN: praises Popovich’s dream-shitting technique as coaching masterstroke.

Chip is the GM, though. Couldn’t he trade himself for a conditional 7th round pick in 2027?

If only there was some sort of offensive mastermind of a head coach who could be enticed to switch jobs based on the promise of coaching Mariota, a young team, and one with a top draft pick next year. Who could that be....

I wish players could be alerted that they’ve been added to my fantasy team—it most likely means they are just about to be benched, or suffer a season-ending injury.

No anti-fog windows?

“But Mastroddi didn’t initially accept the explanation that a team employee would be responsible for ensuring the performance of the referee’s microphone”

Well played, sir.

Now that’s a “way homer” if I’ve ever heard one.

“Twitter. Perhaps fine for following your favorite sports hero or politician. A quiet, sedate website, where nothing could EVER happen. And then...Zola showed up.”

The dispatcher asked the woman to describe the calls and she said,“They’re just asking about what time we’re gonna close and they just didn’t sound like they were legitimate customers.”

“It’s a bunch of dorks walking around a house at night taking photos and sound recordings of nothing.”

#TAPEGHAZI!!!!!!

It sounds a lot like Roger Ebert’s death. He announced that he wouldn’t return to his website for the near future, and then died days later. A lot of times the family knows the diagnosis is terminal but doesn’t really like making that news public because then it’s like everyone is just sitting around waiting for the…

The problem is that Hillary Clinton is truly a national political figure, regardless of what you think about her actual politics, and these guys are pretty small scale reps from conservative districts who have not had to actually engage opponents for quite some time. The GOP has gerrymandered itself a shit ton of…

Another year, another opportunity lost for them to get Fred Willard and Jane Lynch to co-host and slay everyone will ad lib greatness.

Right, because California has never before elected a famous person with little-to-no political experience as its governor.

“this politician with obvious ties to this industry helped secure hundreds of millions of dollars for billionaires for a project that’s been shown over and over again not to benefit the public in the least.”

And as a high profile mayor for a major California city, a mayor with big name recognition all over the state, he is (or was) a likely future nominee for governor, which means that he would eventually be positioned to direct a shit ton of money their way through state policy involving charter schools. They’re not…

I also have a NSA spy cam blocker. Unlike Rand Paul’s, mine won’t cost you $15, and does not have the name of a jackass printed on it.