Either that or he’s got a severe case of being a former star athlete who is now a conservative, two groups of people known for their echo-chamber thinking and inability to perceive how their comments will be received when taken outside the tent into the wider (thinking) world.

Interesting. Are those viewable 24/7 by the company, or is it like a black box and only retrieved in the event of a crash or some other event where they need to see what the driver was doing?

Maybe one of the rookies hired Warren Sapp to be his fall guy. DUH.

This indicates the pathology of America’s corporations. Instead of thinking “gee, our turnover rate is 90%, which clearly indicates some deep-rooted problem about the way we are treating our employees,” they think “ah ha, our turnover rate is 90%, which means we have to go out of our way to kiss the asses of the 10%…

Another would be to videotape all cabs (and bunk areas) during training periods. It’s really not hard to come up with 10-20 ideas that would significant reduce, if not eliminate this.

$50 says that dude is voting for Donald Trump, on account of how classy he is.

Davis vs. Trump—WHO YOU GOT???

My policy is to only loan friends money I’m comfortable never seeing again. The reason being you feel like a complete dick to be the guy who is reminding his friend that he’s owed $10 or whatever. If you’re out at lunch with friends and one of them forgot his wallet and you buy his food, it really brings lots more…

“Weight trainers hate this guy and the one weird trick he found to build mass FAST.”

“Touche.” —ISIS

“ A spokeswoman for Meltwater said the number provided by the group is “impressions” and counts anytime a person is exposed to a news story about the event, including social media posts.”

Hinkie has just acquired your grandparents for the top-50 protected rights to the Sixers’ 2023 2nd round pick.

So here’s something I don’t get—they had the ballboys’ phones, right? So wouldn’t the texts from Brady to the ballboys also be on those phones? Like, if you are trying to discover incriminating texts between Person A and Person B, and Person A gives you his phone, that’s enough. What am I missing here?

Ever priced braces?

There are many times when I regret the way that the viral effects of social media can turn the hordes of internet activists into a single hive mind dedicated to little more than destroying the life and career of someone who has offended them. This is not one of those times.

That’s not quite the argument. He was setting up a straw man of people who want to argue that baseball is sublime and an intellectual sport, and then using as his counterpoint the fact that baseball has many players—good ones, even—who come from a country with a shitty educational system.

I wrote that down in my notebook.

Yeah, when all your friends tell you how horrified they were when they looked up Jimmy Fallon’s finger injury, tell them about penis degloving. It makes that finger surgery look like a day spent sniffing roses.

My vasectomy was painless, but during the procedure the surgeon told me all of these awesome stories about his most gruesome dick surgeries. (I asked him to.) Best one was a meth addict who got high and then put on a cock ring and then fell asleep for 18 hours with an erection. Long story short, the resulting…

“[Child goes to the bathroom, returns.]