Seriously, stop being so fucking insufferable.

I also sand by Ted Cruz! Sounds kinky!

“Rob Kardashian has a “death wish” and his “self destructive behavior has...worsened over the last few months.” All he does all day is sit “alone in a darkened room...eating junk food, watching sports or movies, and playing video games. Then at night, he’ll stay up till all hours playing online poker.”

So they did a Google image search for “Matt Drudge,” is what you’re saying.

Dude is making, what, $20m/season? I’m sure this jacket cost mid 4 figures, but it looks like something bought with a 30% off coupon at Target.

I’m sure the survivors do.

What about the most basic of reasons for the leak? Humans love knowing a secret, and always want to find someone to tell it to.

Well dang, it’s not like the Padres and Braves have ever had any memorable fights...

Ever had a flying bat come at you? It’s a crazily shaped piece of jagged wood flying about 80 mph. By the time your brain and eyes communicate and figure out what’s going on, you’ve been hit.

All the parents out there who have tried (and failed) to get their kids to sleep when it is >90 outside know immediately that this was written by somebody who does not have kids.

Hard Boiled and The Killer were the movies that convinced me that Chow Yun Fat is the coolest motherfucker to have ever lived. I truly don’t understand how he isn’t more iconic in the states outside of video store nerds and hardcore action fans.

Thanks, GLH!

“He also once told one of his sons, “You ain’t no real nigga. You a white boy, you preppy, you rich boy.”

Weirdly aroused by that one...

I can’t hear the name “Hoiberg” and not say it in the voice of Prof. John Frink.

Dennis Rodman, pre-Madonna.

If it wasn’t for the video, he’d be playing. But as it is, every owner knows full well that the local (and national) news will have that tape of him knocking his fiance out played on a loop as they talk about his team signing Rice. Nobody wants to be a part of that.

Can’t believe you left Adam Curry off that list...

No insightful post here, just that I remember his dad’s rookie year with the Padres, when he was called “Baby Goose” since he apparently emulated the Padres’ closer at the time, Goose Gossage. And..well, damn. I’m old. How about that.