"Come to think of it, maybe we SHOULD draft the kid."

Made me think of this classic.

Suggest headline updated to the following: "Bode Miller Wrecks at World Championship, gets injury that most people who are not doctors, and who do not feel compelled to tell everyone that they are doctors, would find pretty seriously disgusting."

That ad is the TV equivalent of the "Career Opportunities" movie poster from when I was a hormone-addled kid growing up. "Here's a movie, kids! It's about...something. Also, Jennifer Connelly's rack is in it, and THAT thing is super amazing!"

Not sure how much a diss it is when you go out of your way to make sure the backup dancers for your show airing live on national TV are wearing something that your arch-enemy wore one time and that everyone but you has forgotten. It's like calling an ex to tell them that you're totally over them and don't think about…

I'd just say to wait and see what the cafe does/says, and then see if they have a documented history of this. It's unfair to punish the owners and all other employees due to the actions of one employee whose background, attitude, history, etc. is completely unknown. Busy restaurants hire tons of people, not all of…

"As someone who's about to become a dad for the first time, this scares the hell out of and enrages me at once."

Area Auto Assholes Act Angry, Are Aftewards Attacked, film at 11.

License plate 157-ZSX. Do I have to spell it out for you?

They've got so many player contracts up this offseason, seems like they just figured what with Manning's arm practically falling off the other day they might as well blow the whole damn thing up and start from scratch.

Well, I guess this moves "doing their fucking job" at least one item lower on the list of "things that NYPD officers care about."

Some may suck. Some do not. One that definitely does not suck, and which is actually great, is the Heceta Head Lighthouse B&B on the Oregon coast. For one thing, it's not a person's house, it is the former house of the nearby lighthouse's operator's family. No longer inhabited, now just a B&B. You stay there, you walk…

Jamie Lynn Palin is the most perfect name I can imagine. Track or Tugg or Trickk or whoever the fuck needs to get in there and make that happen.

"The Savior's flowing flax robes replaced by pleated khakis (a sensible 36x36, according to most observers), his wooden staff, which once commanded the good people of Israel to follow him through trials and tribulations, now replaced by a dry-erase clipboard and red pen as he leads the faithful to battle, not in…

On Aug 28, 2014, at 2:47 PM, "Friedman, Harry" wrote:

One correction: the information presented thus far indicates that Cosby was, by 1989, *already* a serial rapist. Otherwise, however, you are right.

You say the golden retriever lost the agility contest. I say the golden retriever won the eating contest.

On today's "Ya Heard, with Perd," we have an exciting story about a cord, and the story is that the cord tried to trip somebody who is a football coach.

I'm glad you said this...I was going to say the exact same thing. FSU is really in seriously deep shit over how badly they've handled this, and will inevitably be hit with a massive Title IX complaint (and civil suit) over this very case. I worked at a college and was involved in adjudicating student sexual assault…