Was behind Stevie Johnson at Starbucks.
Barrista asked for his name.
Stevie said "Putting u on my team."
Disappointing.
—@PeterKingSI

I assure you that a 3 year old has absolutely no ability to grasp the fine distinction you are drawing between "spanking" and "beating." All she knows is that her dad is hitting her. All you are teaching her is to accept physical abuse from males with whom she has a close relationship. Nice job! Let me know how that…

I'm a parent, and a damned good one. Our kids behave very well, to the point that they are routinely complimented on their behavior everywhere we go—airplanes, restaurants, the grocery store, wherever. They are awesome kids, they have wonderful personalities that I truly cherish, and I have NEVER laid a hand on them,…

Here's a thing: watch his reaction after he punched her in the face. Dude didn't even blink. Nobody who has just punched out their fiance/spouse/gf *for the first time* would act like that. That was the act AND reaction of a serial abuser. I'll never believe that was the first time he hit her.

Can't switch Adrian Peterson, I see what you did there.

Must be a Texas thing.

If she's having trouble satisfying a hardcore fanbase who loves her yet resents her for being late on what they feel they are owed, perhaps she should let George R.R. Martin sit in for a month and provide HIS forecasts for them, as he is used to dealing with this kind of readership. "Scorpio: Life will end in pain as…

This whole situation makes me go back to that disastrous interview that Adolpho Birch gave on Mike and Mike right after Rice got the 2 game suspension, and how he said, without being prompted, that the one thing this shows is that Roger Goodell does not make these decisions by himself without seeking input, and how…

if you take that Goodell statement above and substitute "actors" for "the NFL," he sounds exactly like Tom Cruise.

"I don't like the idea of this Dallas trip"—Roger Goodell, Dec. 15, 1963

You say that now, but in sixth grade he figured out how to make his calculator say "boobs," and that took only FOUR hours.

What's the chess equivalent of getting posterized? Along those lines, who is chess's Shawn Bradley?

The guy is an absolute asshole. I've seen people lose their composure over a dog that was flipping out and generally causing problems (and animal abuse is never justified, of course), but this dog was just lying there on the floor of the elevator, calmly, probably terrified. That was tough to watch. There is no chance…

Medieval trollface.

I would actually pay good money to hear DMX read a page from Harry Potter. "Aw fuck man, I ain't reading this expelliarmus shit again!"

Agreed, the Merkur is great. I have the 38c, and love it. I use Personna blades, the ones made in Israel. Bought them on eBay for something like $18 for 100. I now laugh at all my friends buying 4 backs of Gilette razor cartridges for $15. If you want to really take your shave to the next level, check out Ursa Major…

I like the subtle "any chicks see that?" look around he does after completing the emotionally-significant-lifelong-memory moment with his son.

Head of the Brazilian police force is going to go into the German locker room at halftime and plead for them to give up 3 goals in the second half to avoid, or at least postpone, the inevitable nationwide riot tonight.

Is he German?

How about you insert the card and the ATM then establishes a connection with your phone (which you have on record with your bank) and prompts you for the PIN? That way you're right there to guard against shenanigans, but there's no way the skimmer can get a picture of you with your phone.