What's the chess equivalent of getting posterized? Along those lines, who is chess's Shawn Bradley?

The guy is an absolute asshole. I've seen people lose their composure over a dog that was flipping out and generally causing problems (and animal abuse is never justified, of course), but this dog was just lying there on the floor of the elevator, calmly, probably terrified. That was tough to watch. There is no chance…

I would actually pay good money to hear DMX read a page from Harry Potter. "Aw fuck man, I ain't reading this expelliarmus shit again!"

I like the subtle "any chicks see that?" look around he does after completing the emotionally-significant-lifelong-memory moment with his son.

Head of the Brazilian police force is going to go into the German locker room at halftime and plead for them to give up 3 goals in the second half to avoid, or at least postpone, the inevitable nationwide riot tonight.

Is he German?

It's like the Book of Revelations started talking about basketball.

In a very real way, perhaps his greatest legacy. Certainly his most impressive achievement.

"I had a friend was a baseball player
Back in high school..."

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Matt! Er...yes, we should connect! I'm trying to figure out the dang commenting system here to send you a private message, but can't get the hang of it. I'll keep trying. Thanks for writing!

I'm sure there is some sanctimonious asshole sportswriter out there who will happily tell you that he was one of the few who cast a no vote for Tony's HOF vote. That "nobody should be a unanimous first ballot HOFer" is one of the very worst of baseball's many unwritten rules.

That is one goofy ass Carrot Top looking motherfucker.

Because college sexual assault involves alcohol like 95% of the time, is almost always bound up in lots of fairly complex social factors (the guy who assaulted you is really good friends with a bunch of your friends and you are worried they'll dump you as a friend if you publicly accuse him, etc.), and in very many…

The thing that is baffling is that these cases usually involve the standard of "more likely than not," as opposed to "beyond a reasonable doubt" in criminal cases. It could be that this college has a higher standard than "more likely than not," however, in which case the sanctions may actually match the findings. If…

The police file charges based on the criminal code, while colleges pursue charges based on violations of college policy. So the cops could put you in jail, whereas the school will expel you. Colleges are now expressly prohibited from telling victims (it's not just women!) that they should not file charges with the…

Gilbert went big—he broke out the Curlz MT font for this one.

Basically Friedman stayed up late watching "Strange Brew" again, and this column is our punishment.

Shouldn't you be out in Nevada protesting with Cliven Bundy?

I like how it takes most people a second to realize that this is a gif, not an image. SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SHITE OLYMPICS.