The biggest mystery: we've already seen "older Ted" in flash forward segments, and he sounds exactly like younger Ted, played by Josh Radnor. SO THEN WHY DOES HIS VOICE CHANGE TO THE VOICE OF BOB SAGET WHEN HE NARRATES THE WHOLE THING TO HIS KIDS. SERIOUSLY THIS HAS BOTHERED ME FOR 7 YEARS. Ahem. Sorry about that.

"It's better to burn out, than to fade away," sang Neil Young. Those famous lyrics might have referred to the cosmic wonder of a shooting star, but "shooting" is what Kurt Cobain thought they literally meant, because he quoted that song in the suicide note that he wrote shortly before shooting himself, in the head.

Most conspiracy theories are usually created by a combination of sloppy fieldwork and governments who hate sharing information. In this case you have very little fieldwork, and a government that hates to share information, and is fairly incompetent when forced to answer on the international stage. Remember Russia with…

HE AUTHORIZED THE SEALS TO HELP OUT THE LIBYANS AND THE NORTH KOREANS ON THAT OIL TANKER SO WHY DIDN'T HE HAVE THEM GO HELP THE GUYS IN BENGHAZI!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

I work at a small liberals arts college, and have been privy to many negotiations with faculty who have been offered a position. Nazareth College is completely out of line here. Faculty ALWAYS ask for the moon, and why shouldn't they? They are trying to find a position that best suits them. That's why you have a…

Don't forget

Before every goes with the suicide angle, it's possible she has gestational diabetes and suffered a really severe bout of low blood sugar. (I know that gestational diabetes causes high blood sugar, but if she's controlling it with insulin rather than just diet, then all bets are off.) It can cause disoriented and…

It does have a certain poetry, don't you think?

So I should ask my wife to do my laundry before putting my sweet, sweet moves on her?

Rockford, IL has TWO stations? Color me stunned.

Actually he threw them out when he got a great deal on some used "F.B.I. Agent" t-shirts.

[scribbles down great bit about Russification of America]

Reminded me of this, for some reason.

"Or by Meyers Leonard, same diff."

[readies awesome "Jerk Store" response]...

Well, she definitely has a type. (That type is: idiots.)

Wow, what a shock, most of the commenters calling "bullshit" on this story are guys.

"The kid is impressive, my colleagues in the football program told me he was timed at 4.55 seconds. Don't know where he gets that kind of stamina."

(they won't attend club events if Miley is there, causing her demand to drop.)

Gah, WTF is that??