It does have a certain poetry, don't you think?

So I should ask my wife to do my laundry before putting my sweet, sweet moves on her?

Rockford, IL has TWO stations? Color me stunned.

Actually he threw them out when he got a great deal on some used "F.B.I. Agent" t-shirts.

[scribbles down great bit about Russification of America]

Reminded me of this, for some reason.

"Or by Meyers Leonard, same diff."

[readies awesome "Jerk Store" response]...

Well, she definitely has a type. (That type is: idiots.)

Wow, what a shock, most of the commenters calling "bullshit" on this story are guys.

"The kid is impressive, my colleagues in the football program told me he was timed at 4.55 seconds. Don't know where he gets that kind of stamina."

(they won't attend club events if Miley is there, causing her demand to drop.)

Gah, WTF is that??

I would say there is significant overlap on the Venn diagram of "people who honor 'heritage' with a Confederate flag" and "people with white power bumper stickers."

You should try to celebrate something about your heritage that was not a losing attempt at rebellion. Lane Kiffin's single season at UT, perhaps.

"They told me it was Upton again this year."

I want to believe.

This is so good that even Janine Turner is crying tears of laughter.

Because he might lose, and it's better to be the Guy Who Would Definitely Have Obliterated Everyone if He Had Only Entered than to be the Overhyped Guy Who Entered and Got Beat by Some Nobody.

Or as my racist relatives preface their racist email forwards, "Just something to think about..."