You have nothing to apologize for, Dan Gilbert.

All I had to do was answer her very specific questions.

Sweet! I'm totally trying this tonight.

He'd have to have some sort of crazy setup in there to sync the cam pointed behind him with some image of his own dash to prove that the other drivers were actually speeding. Because otherwise, all the viewer will see is pissed off drivers going around him. He could be going 20 mph for all the viewer knows. It's…

The weird thing is that the last minute change in the game plan was away from a running game, and towards the passing game. So it's strange that both receivers would say that the change in tactics towards their area of expertise indicates that the game was thrown. If anything, you'd expect receivers to be like "yeah,…

That's Seattle, bro. You forgot "and hang out at strip clubs." THAT'S Portland.

Who knows, maybe he was embarrassed that he was in love with a woman he hadn't even met. That sounds screwy, right? So you tell people you've met her a couple times, and there you go.

If there's one thing that social media has taught me, it's that people will spend a ton of time and energy just being dicks for the entire point of being a dick. THAT is the payoff. They're playing a huge game and fooling someone.

The only problem with this is that in order for Manti to convince people he was the victim, he's going to have to throw the perpetrator under the bus. And if it was Ronaiah, he'd better be 100% honest, because that dude's probably got all kinds of shit on him.

It's a weird and public way to carry on a secret gay relationship, though.

Let's see the phone bills! 8 hours each night? Goddam, that's a lot of minutes.

APART from this devious bit of trickery, I feel bad for the dude. Never got the sense he was anything less than a decent guy, and still don't have that sense. I think he's struggling with some serious issues surrounding identity, and this story is one of the things that happen when you try to make yourself into…

Holy crap. This is Pulitzer Prize level shit, guys, amazing job.

I have no idea how it is looked upon in Hawaiian society, but add the LDS church to that, which is about as anti-gay as you can get, and it's serious trouble. I lived in Utah for 3 years...and any Mormon guy who isn't married by 23 or 24 (or at least in a "we're getting married next year" relationship) starts getting…

Isn't the "girlfriend in Canada" angle easier to play?

I'm predicting a two part admission: first, that he started using around the time of his cancer surgery, and got addicted, and second, that he wanted to stop but was so freaked out by the thought of all the people (kids, cancer victims, etc.) he'd be letting down (by losing a race) that he just couldn't stop.

Newsflash: buying a $10 movie ticket does not entitle you to know everything about Jodie Foster's private life.

Assuming Fox says "yeah, run some plays," then Manning might call the play, but the point above is that Fox decided to not run plays, instead choosing to punt, or run out the clock. That's not Manning's call, that is the coach's decision.

It runs right past the clinic.

when's the last time they embraced a foreign film like they did Amour?