Andray Blatche says it wasn't him: https://twitter.com/drayblatche/status/288696990068510720

If Blaine Gabbert was QB'ing that NFL team, she's probably right.

Some authors require you to actually work a little bit to figure out what they are saying. That's not a bad thing.

Tarantino has many faults, but a rigid adherence to historical accuracy is not one of them.

Yeah, but this is $120. I feel like that kind of price leads you to believe there's at least *something* cool about it.

And by "lazy" I can only presume you mean "certainly true."

And Kindergarten Plane actually sounds like an entertaining Schwarzenegger film.

Who says "co-ed" anymore? I think my grandfather even rolls his eyes when people say that, and he's been dead for 20 years.

Well, you're at least brave for posting this here, where you'll hear that You Just Don't Get It about fifty times.

The only way this is ok is if you're waiting for a SUPER important phone call, dealing with matters of life and death. If it's some stupid call about which bar your friends are at or something to do with work, you're a jackass if you interrupt sex to answer the phone or even look at your phone. And, I would say, it's…

Somewhere, Gregggggg "The third-string center is actually the most important and best player on this team, because he double majored at Princeton" Easterbrook is nodding his head in approval.

"Parallel porking."

True...to a point. I fondly recall my friend's home chemistry kid from the late 70s/early 80s, which had an entire test tube (cork stopper, not sealed) with mercury in it. Just, you know, mercury, for us to play with. I'm kinda glad the average 7 year old can't buy a home chem kit with mercury in it these days.

What the hell are you doing posting to Gizmodo when you could be volunteering your time and forensics expertise to FINALLY crack the JFK murder?

Careful, son. If you don't want everyone to assume you're a naiive 23 year old with half a clue in your body, stop acting like it.

They encouraged you to bring the entire campus internet to a crashing halt? Yeah, I don't actually believe that's true. I work at a small college with a robust but limited IT department (meaning they do a great job but are maxed out all the time), and they would flip their collective lids if students, on a lark,…

Hey, good job! Way to waste the time of the IT staff who could have been doing much more productive things with their time.

Yes, you take it at Liberty University immediately following Advanced Geology 353, in which you learn about how "mainstream" scientists have invented a satanic "carbon dating" system they use to lie about the age of the earth.

The point of the article wasn't that she has bad taste in music, but that she was being horrible and selfish, none of which is true.

And you didn't even mention the large volume of lingerie she's asking for.