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That’s like 480p, at best. Fuckin’ kids.

For you older folks and people not in the know, Tesla cameras don’t record in 4k as far as I know. “Caught in 4k” is a colloquialism for getting caught on camera.

Toyota HiLux, obviously:

Because cops...something something something... hard choices, etc. ACAB.

With apologies to Bradley Brownell and the approximately 17 other people who actually put their money where their mouths are... the Regal TourX.

Honestly, no. There have been so many burned out Teslas that they all kinda blur together after a while. It is like being in the eighties and asking if someone remembers a rusty Alfa Romeo.

It was already on an unlucky streak the day it was formed from a group of unlucky car companies. They engineered cars that were a bit ahead of their time and. Their 4wd/AWD cars and wagons, Jeeps and Jeep SUVs, and especially the small and affordable SUV were all vehicles that became the bread and butter for…

International Harvester - They spent decades making pick-up trucks, and what would eventually called SUVs, but went out of business in 1980 just before the SUV craze hit in the mid-80s.

Is this even a contest? Because Preston Tucker has to take this one hands-down. He produced a car way ahead of its time and was squashed by the Big Three only for them to later use a lot of the features he wanted on his cars. Whether you believe the theatrics of the movie or not, Tucker was a prime example of how hard…

I’d throw Saab into the ring. They were developing engines and technology used in the rest of the GM lineup when the Great Recession hit and got the axe because of it. The Saab-developed 2.8T V6 was also used in the more popular Cadillac SRX.

Hyundais and Kias don’t necessarily retain their value particularly well (although the weird economics of the past year or so has changed that, too) but they’re damn good cars. I just bought a 2020 Kia Soul Gt-Line turbo for my wife and it’s a great car.

I’ve rented a bunch of Kias and Hyundai’s over the past three years and they are pretty good cars: CarPlay, great mileage and solid build. Nothing feels flimsy and they ride quietly on the highway. What’s not to like?

The extra mark-up on the Capitol Hyundai one makes sense as there are major hurdles shipping the Santa Cruz the 10 miles from HMMA to their lot.

Some people hate driving larger vehicles.

I’m very interested in the Santa Cruz. But I can wait until production catches up with demand. And I’ll give credit to the local Hyundai dealer: they do not mark their cars up. The popular models sell at MSRP and that’s it. Not a penny more.

Day’s not over...

Good. Now ban them from Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace. It’s impossible to search for used cars around here without being slapped in the face with hundreds of Carvana ads. 

Let’s say you make a mistake and don’t do something for your job. It’s something that you routinely do all the time, but neglect to do one time. Weeks later, someone at work calls you out for not doing that thing. And work tells you that you’re not allowed to work for six months.

Now think about that and tell me if…

At least the front didn’t fall off.