That’s the one where they time travel to feudal Japan right?

Too.. hot.. to... hannnndle... Too... Cold... to hoooooold..

That thinking is very wishful. If he’s allowed back on Twitter, I guarantee you every news outlet will rush to report on every tweet he makes. Trump has one skill, and that’s keeping his name in the news, and the outlets are happy to oblige.

Oh look, the Elon dickriders showed up. 

You win the internet.

This thread is making my heart happy.

Can you incorporate a Bush vs. Moss joke cuz I’ve been trying for hours and I am stumped.

Ru hates theatre queens in a polite way and none of them will ever get the crown

You are correct. I got my Kates confused.

Ran here to post this

Without question this is the closest to likable the guy’s ever been.

Ironically this is far more likely to cause trouble for him than any of the truly bad things he’s done.

Maybe I’m alone in thinking this but I also really don’t like those texts in the exchange with Paul Bettany, like what the fuck is that shit? Jesus, Paul.

I remember reading an interview with him when The Rum Diaries was coming out, talking about how much he idolized Hunter S. Thompson as if that were anything but a massive red flag. Most people eventually grow out of the culture that glorifies overconsumption of booze and drugs; Depp clearly never did.

Fully this. It’s shocking to scan the comments across various sites. The headline will read something like “Johnny texts pals that he shoots heroin into his eyes and punches Amber in the face,” and the commenters will scream “yEaH beCaUse ShE EggEd hIm On!!1!” 

They abused each other. This is established. Depp is trying to prove that he didn’t abuse her ergo it’s defamation that she would imply he did.

I checked out on Johnny Depp around the time he started showing up with rotten teeth pretending he was Keith Richards living in a Hunter S Thompson novel. He just seemed like a disgusting joke at that point. And to think his ex Winona Ryder was run out of Hollywood for a mere shoplifting incident. Ugh.

Could it also be that the President’s powers are also semi-vague and presidents from Teddy Roosevelt to Trump found ways to get their agenda pushed through and at times deliberately bypassed Congress to do so?

CNN *could* try banishing the thought that news as sport with “balanced” panels sparring in nightly death matches is a good idea. It is not even good journalism to hire creatures from the alternate facts pit to spout their filth, just so Angela Rye and Anderson Cooper can give them the side eye and fake-gawk at the…

Completely agree with this. CNN already offers 24/7 news coverage (to the detriment of reasonable and logical political discourse in this country) - they were stupid to think that people would pay for it.