If I were one of the people running Masked Singer, I’d be looking for a singer with unusual range and flexibility so the shocking reveal for the season would be that two “singers” were actually the same person singing in different styles. A better way to try to maintain relevance than “Oh, look, here’s a terrible…

Which I'm not mad about ?

Right on. Personally I like the utilitarian look of N95s. They have a cool salt of the earth look to them. 

So much this. The past two winters: not even a cold in our household. My dad usually gets a raging case of bronchitis every winter, and it lingers for weeks. He’s miserable. Slap a mask on that man, he’s been healthy as a horse (knock on wood). I doubt I’ll ever take public transit or a plane without a mask ever…

Would “that was quick” qualify as a “Flash” joke?

This pisses me off so much. I’ve got a trip coming up that I’ve put off twice now, first when delta spiked and then in February with omicron. I bought this ticket because everyone on the plane would be masked, and now I don’t want to go. The mask mandate combined with the relatively short travel time (under 3 hours)…

Bob Odenkirk seems to be a stand-up guy. Hire him for everything. 

There were 8 shark attacks last year in Hawaii, so less than once a month. meanwhile there are at least 2 confirmed Ezra attacks in a single month. So yes this is actually a true statement.

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You have a higher chance of going to Hawaii and getting attacked by Ezra Miller than you do getting attacked by a shark.

Wasn’t there a Rolling Stone profile written a few years back that pretty much documented that he was, in fact, high and/or loaded all the time?

If I were the director and “generic movie bad guy” showed up looking like that, I would probably tell wardrobe, hair and makeup to tone it down a bit.

I kind of gave up on figuring out what’s going on.

The actor also said that though he developed a dependence on the opioid Roxicodone following an injury on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, he detoxed and experienced withdrawal from the drug during his relationship with Heard.

“I am not some maniac who needs to be high or loaded all the time.”…

It’s frustrating how this was clearly a toxic, mutually abusive relationship, but everyone is deciding to make only *one* party out to be history’s greatest monster.

And it should always be that specific CGI Jeff, no matter the situation - he’ll deliver an offscreen line about whatever wacky 80's-related situation the rest of the family is involved in, and then just cut to him standing in a suit with a creepy frozen smile on his face.

Did YOU even read it? Better yet, did you COMPREHEND it? Because if you did, you would know that the issue in question isn’t about talking to kids about sex, but rather prohibiting “instruction by school personnel or third parties on sexual orientation or gender identity.” Talking about orientation and identity is not…

Ever seen the Main Street Electrical Parade? That’s a lotta damn lights to turn off.

Well, some people sure do treat Disney like a religion.

*them.