You have just done the goodest faith work for the baddest faith horseshit. Kudos.

yes. I’m not sure who was asking for a super-serious, largely joyless adventure featuring almost exclusively grown-ass adults and olds. FB has no purpose or reason for being beyond “monies.”

Truth. I wanted a FBAWTFT movie, if one was going to happen; something fun, like a magical pastiche of David Attenborough. What I got was...well, that.

...so people who care about trans issues or people who read social media are abnormal?

And, yes, admittedly: Pandemic.

That’s what I thought back when this franchise was first announced. Being a nerdy farm boy, I thought a series about a magizoologist was tailor made for my interests. But instead of British wizarding Steve Irwin, we got this really awkward bloke with a suitcase menagerie who has become some sort of secret agent who…

I wanted this movie series to be like.. Pokémon or something, I guess?
More about adventuring to where these fantastic beasts are and explore different corners of the wizarding world. Help these creatures. Have small emotional stories connected to them.

The main flaw with this series is that it's like making a Lord Of The Rings prequel series focusing entirely on Sylvester McCoy's Pigeon Poo Dude character, like doing 5 films about his backstory when nobody watches LOTR or The Hobbit for Sylvester McCoy y'know?

The most referential, and hilarious, look came from Kornbread, who took inspiration from Willow Pill’s entrance look upping the drag factor with a blond bouffant wig, rhinestoned “Angle” tank top

You believe lies as a result of torture? You really have seen Crystal Skull.

So glad making jokes about sex or touching people is finally taboo in society.

I hereby petition the AV Club to change the headline to “Notorious Cooze and Prick Hound Frank Langella...”

Seeing as you’re the first person to mention woke in this case (the word doesn’t appear in the article), it seems you are the one making it mean whatever you want it to.

In society? I don’t know, I enjoy physical contact with my friends, and make dirty jokes all the time. In the workplace, on the other hand, I do not do those things, because I’m a fucking grownup who respects my colleagues.

This not being the top comment is an absolute travesty

“And then... I touched her boooooooob! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”

Rest assured that at least two of us understood this referenced and lol’d. 

When reached for comment, Frank Langella only responded with the following

This is too bad. At just 84 years of age, Langella had a bright future ahead of him.