I’ve seen Glory. You also can’t overlook the contributions of the Antonio Freeman. 

I’ve been giggling for five minutes over “Kam Chancellorsville”, so thank you for that.

But the people at ESPN do! They’re appealing to “bothsides” of the civil war lest anyone sympathetic to the south might be triggered!

Who can forget Cody Pickett’s Charge, the Battle of Kam Chancellorsville, or the Michael Vicksburg Campaign?

To be fair, a good portion of people in the country don’t seem to know what happened during the Civil War, what it was about, who won, or that it’s over.

To be fair, the city of Milwaukee says they have some of the best summer festivals in the nation!

How much longer is Larry Sanders’ Bonilla’ed contract on the books for?

The combined salaries of Zeller, Snell, Dellavedova, and Muhammad say more about the failures of capitalism than Marx, Lenin, and Mao ever did. God I hate my team.

Speaking as a Packer fan, now that I have gotten to know a Vikings fan through his writing, I can’t help but feel a little sorry for Drew. Fuck the Vikings though.

Agree...I love the “this is the team that drafted him” argument...you mean the team that paid him peanuts on an indentured contract he had no choice to sign? Like he’d have gone to fucking OKC if he’d been a free agent after leaving college.

Indeed. These debates really bring out people’s pro-management bias. Underneath it all, athletes are labor, but labor sufficiently privileged to occasionally choose the location of their work. Why shouldn’t Durant do what he wants? What the fuck does he owe the Thunder?

Difference is also that sports bets are all-or-nothing. Stocks may go down, but they don’t lose 100% of their value day-to-day.