Yeah... I'm just going to sit here, sob quietly, and eat crayons...

Don't know what this means, but it's pretty obviously bad for Glasgow come The Flood.

You say bow wake, I say the surface being agitated either side of the object by the wind.

Not to worry - you can watch the whole thing on 4OD

Spot on. That was the episode Simon stopped being the creepy probation worker-slayer and became the selfless hero (and god, how naff does that sound?) he'd dreamt of being.

We'll be here to comfort you when you stop sobbing uncontrollably at the inherent unfairness and bleakness that pervades our every waking moment.

Ignore any previous incarnation of this comment. Yes, it was great.

Cheers! Sorry to be pissy, but it bugs us UKers.

Loving the good press The Fades is getting but, Charlie Jane, please, please, remember that the BBC is the British Broadcasting Company and that England is just one part of Britain. Us Scots (and Welsh, and Irish) would appreciate it, thanks.

Funnily enough, my great grandfather bred some of the dogs (Samoyeds) that Scott took with him (and obviously underused) on his expedition.

Shaun of the Dead? I think you've got red on you...

Relax, it's nothing like The Filth, even at its grimmest.

The Invisibles is a fantastic, sprawling treasure-chest of all Morrison's favourite things but still chock-full of 'splodey stuff.

Damn, but there must be a lot of Dwellers there...

When is Knights of Badassdom coming out? I want to see Jason Stackhouse and Tyrion Lannister kick succubus butt.

It was out in 2010 (in the UK), so it's probably fair enough it didn't make it on the list.

I get the feeling the comments were borked earlier, but there doesn't seem to be any censorship as far as I can see...

My icon is finally vindicated! Well, at least, people will actually know what the hell it is...

Yeah, Boneshaker was just... meh. Zoo City's pretty good, though.

In fairness to the film-makers, Wanted hadn't got past the first issue when it was written, and Millar wasn't really bothered what they did so long as he got the cash.