@JLebowski: I wrote this a while ago but... yeah, "huh?" seems to summarize your comprehension, given your comments.

I guess that is easier to hide under your bed. Right next to your pride.

@robogobo: I bought and installed a new battery, for my two-year-old Lenovo, for 45 dollars. Shipped.

Your iPod from two years ago might still work, but you'd rather have the new one, right? Your first gen unibody MacBook is still a nice computer, but you're tempted by the new 13" Air.

@BrainScraps: Thanks for your input!

Jobs succeeded with an inferior network he could keep under his thumb.

@cody2000: Point taken — I suppose people line up for many events I avoid.

I really wish he tried his gadget in front of the microwave.

@stifflittlefinger: Are you kidding? You've got to be kidding...

Remember when they said "computers will do our most reviled tasks for us?" This is what they meant.

@ScubaGuy: Meh, you just pour them in a bigger glass, drink them slowly, and add ice. And pay more — that too.

Celsius? Pfft. Don't tell me the Empire wouldn't use Imperial.

@jayray78: He was in Days of Thunder and (well disguised in) Tropic Thunder.

@The Squalor and the Fury: Aw c'mon, no Top Gun reference?

This goes all trying to figure out "what the heck" the "foolish buyer" was thinking: RTFA..

I had to look up "naff;" I'm so glad I did...

@DingoJunior: He was not suggesting that you close your eyes while typing. Instead, he suggested that it is so intuitive to have a physical keyboard that you don't need to look to type.

@Coreboy: Serious answer: It makes playing emulated games possible or at least much easier, depending on who you ask.

@Big Brother: I remember seeing those exact words about the Mac. I think it was last week.....