I've been told to ask if this can be done with High Fructose Corn Syrup.

Houston, I think we've found a real life StarFox.

I can't wait to hand these over to the TSA!

@fuckyoutohellandback: This isn't discourse.

@theething: As if I could install outside software, like an IMAP e-mail client, on my machine. (or for that matter, alter the settings on the approved client already installed)

@Vega7: Crap. I meant Soldier with Kurt Russell. Like the movie, I am not sure if this matters.

gmail isn't blocked at work... and I think I speak for millions with that observation.

I'm glad that guy is on our side. Did anyone else think of that "group run" scene in Universal Solider?

I have the same issue with a pub I frequent in my city. the easy solution is to tip on the pre-discount amount at the rate you normally would.

@ortizlgnd4: You forgot the part where they are effectively banned from the workplace for the rest of their lives (in the US).

@CarcharoDon Carcharias: How many half-dollar bills do you think a bank will take before they start asking questions. My guess is 7.

Seriously, Duracell should create a disposable battery with a USB port and a 9V form factor. They would sell like AAs at Toys-r-Us.

Isn't this easily resolved with voice recognition software/tools? Or does auto-tune warp the results....

@ezrashapiro: i hearted you in the name of reasonable discourse

Wait. Why isn't NASA using celebrity endorsements to help move their cause with voters.

Any idea how much a cake like this would cost?

@SodaJerk:

@Caeruleas: I am seriously complaining about the unnecessary manipulation of data — especially to a non-standard measuring system in the US. At the very least they should report both, i.e., (imperial/metric).

Giz. Please, please stop converting Imperial source figures to metric for the US site. It is distracting and, given that 6 meters is actually 19.69 feet, inaccurate.

@Dynasty99: thank you.