holy fuck

Sounds like you need a shoulder to Chiron.

I’ve taken three of them to the mid 30K mile range and have never been to the dealership for repair. These cars have never let me down. Never.

I just can’t imagine buying a sedan as a vehicle for a family with a little kid and dog.

A few years ago a group of us went to Montreal for the Grand Prix. We got up around Thursday, began serious drinking as soon as we hit the hotel and by Saturday afternoon we decided to nurse our hangover with a trip to an indoor karting track. We were rather disheveled looking and once at the track the thoughts of the…

50mpg? What car did this? The proverbial Geo Metro? Without airbags and all sorts of fancy nanny-state safety equipment, or AC, or heated seats. And a 0-60 time of about 14 seconds. And the cars that got that mileage were tiny, which takes us back to the problem today—no one wants small cars.

Ironically I’m the manager

It’s the Kelly Blew Book price!

Heck no, these dopes just say stuff like that, and that the BRZ needs a turbo, wagon this, and shooting brake that.

Yeah, but you see, Porches in general are reliable, VW on the other hand ...

This wasn't speeding. If he was doing 80 on the LIE at 2AM, I'd agree with you. This was recklessly weaving through traffic, making multiple illegal and dangerous lane changes, and putting the lives of dozens of others at risk. I'm entirely in favor of felony charges for drivers who injure or kill cyclists and…

In your opinion, someone fires a gun into a crowd and just happens to miss. How should that be handled?

Speeding really shouldn’t be a felony. Don’t we have enough people in privatized prisons already? Slap the felony charge on when people are hurt.

Then you might be interested because....

Quick, get the Kotaku comments section over here to slut-shame Doug and publish his home address.

Yes and I have one and fuck you, you can’t have it.

YASSSSSS BITCH! I am seriously hankering for a manual Legacy GT . It’s my soon-to-be-dad car.

Its real, i went to high school with Nicole and I also have met the girls in the photo, Ali and Madison-who are rich, classless, entitled little girls. Their profiles were public until this happened and just made them private. The top off the convertable was off because it was in their secured parking garage, which i…

Alright, Black People, it’s been fun, but it seems Jalopnik and Orlove have found Black Twitter and read it for about a day. It is definitely time to change addresses before they find out about $200 dates and how much a “stack” is.

Was the CX-9 too large to qualify? The 2016 looks amazing.