Oh man a LJ would be sweet.

To cover their asses over a potential unwarranted high speed chase; blame the victim, not themselves.

It’s in “”, so obviously it is only a suggestion.

The real tragedy is that the crash destroyed Pacific North Wests’s sole Subaru. 

Luckily the Navy has thought of that, and is implementing a cutting-edge strategy of “not throwing out everything else on the boat just because we got a laser”

Lasers aren’t likely to make an effective anti submarine weapon no matter what the weather is like.