John Mellencamp sounds exactly like every person I’ve ever dated. And also like my dad. 🤔

Now we know what to call him. Thanks, Sean.

The Jackson 5. BOOM!

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job....

Honestly, it sounds like it’s whimpering “Help me” and begging for the sweet release of death.

nah

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I haven’t seen a female knock the hell out of someone like that since... well since last night at the debate I guess

Title NEIN

I... went to science camp when I was 8.

The year I went, one camp had set up a “Dance Dance Immolation” gameshow-type thing. They would get two people to dress up in those silver fire-proof suits, and put them on Dance Dance Revolution pads. Then they would start the game. When a contestant missed a “step” they would get blasted by a flamethrower! It was…

That kid better eat the airplane.

Two burning men enter. One burning man leaves.

I am reminded of the following...

Norfolk Southern Railway, the company which told organizers that there would be no traveling trains during the marathon, is looking into how a train traveled through the marathon.

They should be happy they don’t live on the Island of Sodor. You can’t go more that 100 feet without running into a train the railway network is that vast.

Someone needs to discover how to film with their phone in landscape.