You’ll notice in the two shot, Pacino is waving both hands around. In the close up on Azaria, however, something is tugging on his Hank’s tie. So either Pacino has a third hand or something else on Al was really getting into it.

Cops in this movie super super bad at their jobs. "Not to mention all those cops we got killed. Anyway, anybody got any ideas?"

The Heavy Metal and Fast Times soundtracks owe their white bread why are these songs here quality to a big time record biz manager and destructor of worlds named Irving Azoff. He managed and had a deep hand in the publishing of a lot of the bands.

I don’t think Artie was horrible.

trying to figure out how a copy of a copy of copy of a copy has the super super strength needed to pull off the film’s carefully curated “shock” moments, I say vaguely. was there a gym in there?

The AV Club seems under manadate to virtue signal at least once in ever article. SEEMS, I must clarify.

I thought during the trailer don’t walk into that tunnel, lady. There’s an A24 movie on the other side.

I got to Bigfoot visibly shitting a hallway and then gave up. For every kinda okay gag there’s an ass, shit or fuck joke about to be dreged up out of the same 14 year old Mike Myers though this was funny trunk he pulled the entirety of The Love Guru out of.

So, she was in the town for fifty years and never ran across Leatherface the whole time? Was he on sabbatical somewhere else? Did he pack up the chainsaw, put on Groucho glasses and a hat and hoof it on the road?

AND HOW LONG WAS THAT AIRPORT RUNWAY!?!?!?!?!?!

Nope.

Tonight on Star Trek, the away team beams down to a planet totally over run by Theater People.

do not doubt my fun at parties

He looks like David Letterman. 

Yes. Vimes is a bitter, gruff man’s man. He is NOT the lead singer of the Stereo MC’s on a drunken bender.

Oh man, Vimes is one of the side pirates in one of The Pirates Of The Caribbean movies? The patrician is a women? Carrot is normal sized? Gaspode is fluffy and well fed? Oh nooooooo.

I had to bail after ten minutes. I didn’t need a man that far up my ass that fast without buying me dinner first. And her Dr. Strange level of badly flattened Irish accent add yet another layer of Kaufman Brand Befuzzlement for movie critics to cream their jeans over.

Is DeNiro playing elderly Marc Maron?

It was so repetitive I started noticing the same thugs getting killed over and over... 

A lot better than you’d think and Stallone comes out of it looking absolutely beaten down. Also, my daughter was screaming at the screen, “THEY’RE NOT GONNA KILL THE DOG! THEY BETTER NOT KILL THE DAMN DOG! DON’T YOU DO IT MOVIE!!!”