"The Daily Show with John Oliver" is a thing that needs to happen. I don't care if he is on HBO. No one on Earth is more qualified to replace Stewart. Oliver clearly shares the same attitudes toward the media and political landscape, and his ability to cut through bullshit with humor might even surpass Stewart's.

"Caine Wise (Channing Tatum, because why not), the aforementioned half-albino dog-man, who was kicked off the space police for ripping someone’s throat out with his teeth, had his wings surgically removed, and now doesn’t go anywhere without a pair of hover roller-blades. Pretty soon, Jupiter and Caine—who’s the…