Is there a moth living behind his ear, or just some shitty tattoo?

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Brilliant. Every single character in this one is interesting.

I will laugh my ass off when Cespedes files for bankruptcy in thirty years.

I would. I would ride the shit out of it, and I would enjoy the absurdity of the situation the entire time. And I would steal every last item from my room with Titanic II stamped on it.

Any way you can cut this story down to about 140 characters or less?

Jules Verne had a time-traveling machine, which was why he was able to make such accurate predictions of the future in books like From The Earth To The Moon and 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea.

Yes, that was it, Pacman. That was why you lost. You cracked the case!

Range of Vision: extremely limited.

Brandon Weeden, Ryan Mallett, and Jimmy Clausen have all started for two different teams this year. Has anything like that happened in the NFL before? Because seriously, what the hell.

My reaction.

Take out Jurassic World and you have a deal.

Take out Jurassic World and you have a deal.

But it’s still a perfectly cromulent way to finish all this off

HA HA HA HA HA HA

You’re missing the best video of them all: Ken Ham himself giving you a guided tour through his world of pure imagination!

How long before Rick Ross gets the urge to remix this song?

This explanation is awesome. Thank you.

“I don’t care what they said; as soon as Will looks the other way I’m popping this collar back up.”