Text message format in the middle of a book?

If I could travel through time, I would want to visit the future that’s just out of my lifespan. I’m 32, so let’s play on the side of optimism and say 2090 (seventy-five years from now). That way I’m seeing a future that should be easy for the mind to process, yet still far ahead enough that technological and social…

I’m pretty sure I would rather live in the future than the “being hit by a car” era.

I’m at work like

Don’t forget the Minnesotans that will absolutely ruin every single football Sunday by bitching about being “morally uncomfortable” cheering any Goddamn thing positive they do this year because of Peterson, like the team suddenly consists of nothing but rapists.

I believe so. I also remember it as the startup screen.

DINO CRISIS.

That’s some serious clickbait game you got going there.

Kroenke gets Bravery Points™ for ripping on a player’s battle with alcoholism once he’s been traded away.

Bought it yesterday. The game is amazing! Outstanding graphics and ambiance.

What Also Infuriates Ronda Rousey: disrespect, lack of sportsmanship, trash talk, regular talk, lateness, promptness, water, breathing, everything.

The reaction by the Sox fans in the upper right of the gif is equally impressive.

Another option:

So did American Pharaoh win his freedom, then?

Reddit couldn’t substantiate the user’s claims as it was busy searching for the Boston bombers.

Hubris Comics!

Looks like Fenway on the upper right. Maybe a baseball-themed district in Boston?

“I’d just tase him.”

Right, because having your own “retirement tour” isn’t self-aggrandizing.