So Michael Wilbon’s defense is pretty much “hey, Johnnie-Come-Lately, I’ve been a boxing fan my whole life, and I come from that wonderful generation of fans that were blissfully ignorant of the fighters’ personal misconduct, and you should know that I’m grandfathered into that type of perspective”?

The Vikings taking Nate Burleson over Anquan Boldin.

This has been done before. The only weapons you need are a two-liter bottle of Shasta and an all-Rush mix-tape.

In Barnes' defense, James Harden is a flake who gets a ton of foul shots for barreling towards the rim without even attempting a legitimate shot.

"I also got an email from a Nigerian king saying that I inherited a fortune if I could just send them a small amount of money first, and I thought, God is good, you know?"

Run up the stairs! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RUN UP THE STAAAAAIIIIIRS

This just goes to show you that Paul Heyman, like Brock Lesnar's emaciated colon, is full of shit.

HUNTER PENCE IS SAMUEL L JACKSON'S CHARACTER FROM UNBREAKABLE

Seth Rollins' dick is yet again getting unwanted attention.

She's about a subtle as a tack hammer ( make that a love tack hammer) to the skull.

AND FOR FUCK'S SAKE, EVOLVE INTO RAICHU ALREADY.

I do Nazi a problem with this.

Even with something as mindless as a dress color people still manage to be shitty.

So wait, did she iron the phone slimmer?

You had me at "fuck Tyga".

What year was this article written?

Jesus H. Montero he looks in great shape!

Is it basic sexism, or evolutionary psychology?

"I love Minnesota," said Peterson. "I would never do anything to intentionally hurt Minnesota. I just want Minnesota to grow up to be respectful, and honestly I don't know why everyone is so upset about that."