If you're in West Virginia and you're reading this, you're already dead.

This will be followed up with the third song of the trilogy, "We've Been On Three Dates So We Should Probably Get Married".

...Columbine of the Animal Kingdom.

"I liked the soundtrack" is the most "I read Playboy for the articles" of movie comments.

Too bad your Kindle didn't have a safe word to use before you forced those books inside it.