I wish he'd stashed his fap-kit before taking the picture.

Maybe I should ask what OS they run.

Sad fate...unless she has 4 while proclaiming for the Leader, she is drawn and quartered.

Psh, that's what Mount Your Friends is for.

Yes, dick physics are hard, but I'm sure modders will be able to reach around engine limitations, beat off the naysayers, and come to a firm, long-lasting solution.

Dick physics have a long way to go before they can match boob physics.

*Looks over at gaming hipster*

Buys used base model Cayman for the price of a Camry

Can't wait to rip the toyota engine and trans out of my land cruiser, turn it into a boat mooring, and put in a lovely Chevy V8. For even more fun I plan to swap all the toyo badges for Chevy. I promise, it will have a hell of a lot more soul once I'm done.

WRONG FUCKING ENGINE. THIS CAR IS HERESY!! HE MUST PLEASE THE EMPEROR AND INSERT THE BASED AND HOLY ENGINE: SR20DETT OR THE DEATH WATCH TIER RB26DETT. NISSAN FOR THE NISSAN GOD!!

I would love to piss them off by putting an SR20DET into a Nova.

Plus you can do shit with it that you just shouldn't do with a new Rolls. Or any Rolls.

Old-school Rolls Royce is actually a great suggestion. They're so cheap you won't give a shit about street parking it, the hell it will give you will be hilarious for us to read about, and you won't attract too much attention because they don't stick out that much.

Wow that is a huge amount, that is 36 X-Types like mine

dougdemuro at yahoo, but understand that I refuse to confirm or deny anything so this will be more for my benefit than yours.

As a midwestern attorney, I have about 1000 plausable suspects for who Rod is. If he practices in Chicago, I'm pretty sure I know exactly who it is.

I've drunkenly fallen over in those things more often than I care to admit.

That's good, you found a white convertible that has otherwise nothing in common with this car. I congratulate you.

Because underneath it all, Jezebel editors actually love the same basic white heteronormative stuff they rail against.

Any discussion of cheesy movies should at least acknowledge pay homage to Mystery Science Theater 3000, the greatest show in the history of television.