The one that got away...

It’s because a lot of these Tesla owners came from the Prius. They expect them to be that reliable...

Foxbody, eh? They’d probably be good for getting your Mustang out of the pile of slippery blood and guts of all the innocent bystanders you run over at the next Cars and Coffee.

What about this guy? This guy fucks.

I know...and my punk ass, teenage kids better quit calling my boomer or I’m going to put them up for adoption.

He could at least throw a good paint job on it, but some ding dong with more cents than sense will certainly buy it.

My dad was a Mopar man when I was growing up in the 80s.

Maybe they have a little tiny apartment in a city and use it to get away on the weekends?

Dunno, but it should have automatic seat belts like my ‘88 Camry Wagon. You should see the confusion they cause millennials...it my new found source of joy.

Great article. Jalopnik needs more articles like this.

I could see myself inside this, just like your mothers.

HAhahaha

And no manual on the “Sport” model...fuck off Subaru.

LOL

How many people have been pulled out of their cars and beaten?

LOL @ the anti-gun crap

Makes sense.  Maybe some Chinese company can make them and put more Americans out of work.  Idiots.

Sad to see this site is mostly biased garbage articles like this instead good automotive coverage.  You can tell who pays their bills...

Wow.  No bias in this article...and I abhor Trump.  Slow news day?

A push mower or a riding mower?  Not sure how you’d fit a riding mower in an Aerostar...doubt you could ride it up there like the first pic shows...