When I was stationed in Italy in the Air Force I used to race MTBs for a team on base. We had a race in Germany. I rented a Passat TDi - 6 speed. I had the seat down and the whole back full of cases of German beer. On the way back from Germany, we came out of one of the tunnels and cars were at a dead stop. I heard…

My Jeep XJ is baller.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Kelly is a boy and girl name.  I feel like I’m getting catfished.

No thanks, I like my kidneys where they are.

Ugh...I was thinking the same thing.  That had to hurt.

Grew up in northern Maine. My dad was in the Air Force stationed at Loring AFB. When we lived up there he owned a 76 Dodge van and a 78 Plymouth Volare and a 79 Dodge D100 (2WD). He always made it to work.

It can identify as whatever it wants, you insensitive prick! 

Well, from a constantly breaking down perspective, yes.

Do you think the manual says that jumping it voids the factory warranty?

Slick setup, but man, I’ll never understand RV camping. I go camping to get away from people, not be parked right next to them.

Am I the only one hoping a semi would hit him?  These fucking idiots...go do it in a parking lot not on the fucking highway.

It’s called Darwin’s Theory of Evolution by Natural Selection. Just let all these idiots die to make the gene pool more viable.

Want.  In diesel.  Or preferably a 22RE.

Aww...another sweet 4x4 we can’t have.  Thanks for rubbing it in my face, Jalopnik.  :-)

The higher redline should really make it more fun.

Is she hot?

58K miles...can’t be that much shit wrong.

Is there a reason that every article title needs to sound like fucking clickbait? It makes me want to stop visiting Jalopnik, which makes me sad.

I think he meant forgetting who Evel Knievel is. Pastrana doesn’t have anything to prove...he just loves EK.  History Channel approached him with the idea for a show.